"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Me: *laugh in her face* and walk away
Or if you wanna get laid
Her: Will you buy me a drink
Me: If you blow me first, and if you're good and I like it then I'll buy you one.. But You don't really look like the type of girl who could handle my 20inch ****, So I guess no.. or am I wrong????
Allot of times she would want to prove to you that you're wrong..
If she refuses.. then just say ''Your loss'' and walk away with a smile
MJALLTHEWAY
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Me: Ummm, these are my friends (walk away)
I like responding with an answer that doesn't even acknowledge their question.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
squirrels
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Sometimes I ask them to buy ME drinks..."Hey, what's that? Can I have a sip? Delicious...get me one!" Jokingly of course, but you'd be surprised how many girls i get to buy me drinks. IIRC, I've had pornstars buy me drinks. (then totally play me like a chump, but at least the drinks were free
)Anyway...if she just comes up to you and asks out of nowhere, "Hey will you buy me/my friends a drink?", an outright "um, no" is probably not out of the question. It'd be like you going up to a girl and saying, "Let's make out".
The ol', "I don't even know you yet!" also works well. Humor is always good. "Not until we're married! What kind of guy do you think I am??" Dumb sh!t like that. Gets 'em talking.
I sometimes used to set up an alternating arrangement...you get one, I get the next, etc. If it's a DATE date, I'll pay for the date itself, maybe the first drink. After that, if she wants to be a lush and start taking shots, it's going on HER tab.
Umm...what else works? You could always make her "earn it" by getting her to pick out something good for both of you. I like fruity chick-drinks, so I'll tell her that if she can come up with something tasty, I'll get both of them. That way, for my money, I get a new drink to taste...and it challenges her to be interesting (not just good-looking) for it. Or if it's a crowded bar, get THEM to order the drinks, since t!tties get faster service.
I've tried telling her, "I'm only going to pay for a girl's drinks if she's coming home with me"...got called materialistic. Good way to get rid of drink-trollers but doesn't do much for "game".
Just remember...If she's really interested in you, not buying the drink isn't going to blow the deal, as long as you respond to it in a "cool" way. If she's not into you and she's just trying to get a free drink, there's little you can say that's gonna suddenly make her into you.
So whatever.
Whatever you do, have FUN with it...that's why you're out drinking in the first place. Some of you guys who come up with outright angry or ignorant responses...sheesh.
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Her-WIll you buy me a drink?
You-What's in it for me?
Ridingthelightning
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...you can solve this math problem.
...you can solve this riddle.
...you will kiss me on the lips right now.
...you will buy me one.
...I get to hold on to it.
No...
...I would but you're (whatever their hair color is).
...you're not that easy.
...I'm not that easy.
...you just want a drink.
...buy me one.
...we're not on a date.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Razor Sharp
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These type of women also tend to be terrible in the sack. They don't f*ck with the enthusiasm that I demand, it's all kind of like a job for them (you know, what with them collecting tips all night).
I like a lady who really wants - no NEEDS a good boning. One that doesn't f*ck out of obligation. One that never uses intimacy as collateral leverage, or some sort of weapon to beat you into submission with. (some chumps call this "love")
F*ck THAT noise
When they bat their little eyelashes, stick out their chests and ask for a drink I just say "what for?"
Seriously babe - what have you done for me other than look good?
That gets a blank stare with an awkward pause before I bail on her wack set and talk to someone more interesting.
CrashOverRide
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Me: ohhh sure no problem
Her: I'll take a malibu bay breeze
Me: ok... but 1 quick question
Her: Yeah?
Me: Are you going to suck my dvick now or later?
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Black suit
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''Will you buy me a drink''
With a light charming smile, ''come with me'' and take her by the hand and go to the bar or better yet a darker corner with secluded tables.
If she refuses at any point, show complete indifference like some dumb girl doesn't want to come with the classiest, suavest guy on the planet and walk away like cool guys walk away from explosions.
Alex DeLarge
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Guy: Look her straight in the eyes blank stare for 5 seconds watch her get frightened and walk away. Laugh with your friends at your table about it
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.