Reply for "Will you buy me a drink?"

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That's easy. I've done this...and this was totally off the cuff.

I said SURE...I know exactly what you want. I went to the bar and came back with a cup of ice. Then I told her it looked like she was getting hot around me so that was to cool her off.

She was just trying to test me. So I tested her. Other chicks just want free sh*t. Pay it no mind. Buying drinks for women you don't know is "Diet Trickin"
 

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I actually tried this after reading this site....

Her: Would you buy me a drink?
Me: No...you are a bad investment...
Her: What do you mean?
Me: If I buy you a drink and I get nothing in return...that is a BAD INVESTMENT!
Her: Don't you think I am worth it?
Me: Tell you what....give me a good juicy kiss and I will answer that...
Her: She kisses me...now my drink..
Me: Okay, if you want a drink with alcohol.....I need a better return on my investment:
Her: Kisses me again....now a drink.
Me: I smiled ....I think I got a good return on my investment....so I bought her a drink.

We actually had a very nice time after that and some other chicks came over to join us.....
 
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Well, I would buy you a drink, but then when you fall in love with me, I wouldn't be sure whether it was actually for me, or because I spoiled you
 

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RememberMoi said:
Well, I would buy you a drink, but then when you fall in love with me, I wouldn't be sure whether it was actually for me, or because I spoiled you
:crackup:

(I like the emphasis on female shallowness)
 

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HB: Will you buy me a drink?

You: No. (then go back to what you were doing)
 
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This one works wonders
Her: Will you buy me a drink?
You: I was just about to ask you the same thing

Great because it completely flips the script
 

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Aspiring Don Juan said:
This one works wonders
Her: Will you buy me a drink?
You: I was just about to ask you the same thing

Great because it completely flips the script
Love this one.
 
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I like saying, "maybe, why should I?" then she'll say some BS and put herself in the frame like shes qualifying herself. Then I can tell her she hasn't earned it yet
 

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Girl: Would you buy me a drink?

Me: What do I get out of it?

Girl: (Insert someting here)

Me: (if it's not good enough) ....and what else?

if you keep saying that, they'll keep doing more until you're satisfyied.
 

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Look her up and down, pretend to think about it then laughingly ”no."

Look confused "er why?"

Shake head sadly, ”it would just lead to wild animal sex, and after last night.."

"Give me a good reason why I would?”

”ok, but you have to answer 5 questions first.
1. What's your favourite position?
2. Are you any good at *******s?
3. Do you like to be spanked hard?
4. Do you like (insert your particular fetish)?
And before I ask this last question I need you to be really honest. Lean close, look deep into her eyes and ask....
Why the **** did you come out and leave your cash behind?
If she says she didn't then you can tell her to buy you a drink.
If she says she never brings money out then she is a liar and/or a drink *****. IMHO.
 

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HB: Buy me a drink

LL: Ok sure, but not today

HB: when then

LL: gimme your number I'll let u know when I'm ready
 

jbbrain

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Girl, you dont need a drink, you need a job.
 

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she: "Will you buy me a drink?"

Think for a few seconds

me: "How about we come back to my place and I'll make you one."

Hold until she responds.
 

marmel75

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"No but you can buy me one if you'd like"
 

nikkisixx

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after you give me head. (smile)
 

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My reply would be:"Go to the bar and buy 2 drinks; one for me and one for you" (with a smirk)
 

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If you're at a bar and a girl asks you this, what is a good reply?
"Make me laugh and I will." - Good chat is worth a drink isn't it?
 
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