"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Rejecting -- a family member. My sister keeps trying to 'be close'.

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Don Wha

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thats pretty damn weird. I dont have a sister... so I wouldn't know what to say. I'm just glad I'm not in your shoes! Good luck!
 

HolyG

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build up one of your friends as a sex god and introduce him to her..make sure he has decent game...try and pass the fetish onto him.

wait, are you ****ing with us?
 

Kal

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Guess I was right about she having a sick fetish. Keep your distance, unless you want kids with webbed feet
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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penkitten

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i think you should talk to your parents about it.
because IT IS WEIRD AND DISTURBING!

perhaps she has unknown issues that need to be dealt with.
but the fact remains that these issues need to be addressed and dealt with correctly and that she may need some professional help.

normal teenage brothers and sisters do not want to even sit on the same couch together, let alone cuddle up.

if this behavior continues, it may blow up in your face when she starts telling people about incest, whether it exists or not!
 

penkitten

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i posted once and it has multiple double posts. can a mod zap the extras away?
 

Ddon1

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Beat it Up!

(Y'know its in the back of your mind, otherwise you would'nt start a topic on it)
 

JabberWalkie

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Maybe try finding some more professional help rather than some random Yahoos on the internets.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Iceberg

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Come on guys. You're being duped.

A) If your sister was coming onto you, would you discuss it with a bunch of strangers? What are we, psychologists?
B) Accension has started such wonderful threads as this http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?p=1665843#post1665843

Summary: "How can I bang multiple girls at my girlfriend's party?"

You guys are getting trolled. Move on.
 

f283000

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Iceberg said:
Come on guys. You're being duped.

A) If your sister was coming onto you, would you discuss it with a bunch of strangers? What are we, psychologists?
B) Accension has started such wonderful threads as this http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?p=1665843#post1665843

Summary: "How can I bang multiple girls at my girlfriend's party?"

You guys are getting trolled. Move on.
If this is true that he is a known troll I propose to the mods that he be banned specially after making a thread like this one. We don't need this stuff in sosuave.
 

Accension

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Iceberg said:
Come on guys. You're being duped.

A) If your sister was coming onto you, would you discuss it with a bunch of strangers? What are we, psychologists?
B) Accension has started such wonderful threads as this http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?p=1665843#post1665843

Summary: "How can I bang multiple girls at my girlfriend's party?"

You guys are getting trolled. Move on.
If you looked at the majority of my threads, you would see I give quality advice. :) (I think anyway)
Now, when I ask for help, it's for extreme issues not your average "this girl likes me.." stuff.

By the way, that party went well and banging girls at your girlfriend's party may seem absurd but how on earth is that trolling.
I'm sorry I don't fit in with the typical guy asking how to kiss or something like that.
 
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