Double_Diamonds
Don Juan
I don't take this topic too seriously, but I was wondering what you guys think about guys/don juans grabbing their ****s in public. You know like you see start highschool quarterbacks do in movies. haha, just wondering.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Quick Question, just wanna know your stance on "grabbin" yourself
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Spike_the_Dragon
Senior Don Juan
He's 14 years old... go figure.
Grab it if you like, I don't really give a damn, kid.
diablo
Master Don Juan
It's childish.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
you look like a douche if you do that.....trust me, back in high school when i got random boners i did it all the time for "adjustments", i remember i got made fun of it one time.....dont grab your nuts, its just rude
I don't care if some people say "im a man and ill grab my balls if i feel like it" nonsense. It's just common decency. Besides, how would you like it if a girl kept pulling at a tampon through her pants?
I don't care if some people say "im a man and ill grab my balls if i feel like it" nonsense. It's just common decency. Besides, how would you like it if a girl kept pulling at a tampon through her pants?
Double_Diamonds
Don Juan
Haha "in the opinion of the chair, the naes have it"
The TallOne
Don Juan
I know a jock that goes around school adjusting and scratchin the family jewels.
He hasn't gotten any girls in along time.
He hasn't gotten any girls in along time.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Double_Diamonds
Don Juan
Why the hell was this moved to this forum? haha i originally posted in the Anything Else forum. And wha the hell, people tend to blow this out of proportion (or maybe i cant sence saracasm online haha)
The TallOne
Don Juan
I think you're just proving that age does reflect immaturity.
Heizen
Senior Don Juan
A Don is calm, cool, confident, and dignified. How dignified can you be when you are grabbin at your crotch? It makes you look like you should be sitting on your couch in sweats you havnt changed in days and a beer in your hand.
Whatever though, the more people that walk around and make themselves look like asses by doing so, just means I will look all the better by comparison. So by all mean, grab, scratch, and adjust whatever you want to whenever you want to.
Whatever though, the more people that walk around and make themselves look like asses by doing so, just means I will look all the better by comparison. So by all mean, grab, scratch, and adjust whatever you want to whenever you want to.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
They probably have some type of fungus, that's why they can't wait until they get out of public sight, it's too painful. A little soap and water does wonders.
I think that is the weakest argument I have ever heard. Perhaps even weaker than 'get a life'. Please, do not speak to me of maturity. You know nothing of me and while I would like to engage in a argument, I know nothing of you eather. But kindly, please remember that 3 lines is far from enough for you to judge anything of anyone.
idiot_boyfriend
Senior Don Juan
A few days ago in English, someone woke me up and pointed to this kid a few seats in front of me. He was wearing basketball shorts, and he had his hands inside his boxers. I have no idea what the fùck he was doing, nor do I want to know.
In conclusion, it's just disgusting so don't do it. If you have an erection, do a tail tuck, use your pockets, or just think unsexy thoughts. Don't just grab for your joystick.
In conclusion, it's just disgusting so don't do it. If you have an erection, do a tail tuck, use your pockets, or just think unsexy thoughts. Don't just grab for your joystick.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.