Double_Diamonds
Don Juan
I don't take this topic too seriously, but I was wondering what you guys think about guys/don juans grabbing their ****s in public. You know like you see start highschool quarterbacks do in movies. haha, just wondering.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Quick Question, just wanna know your stance on "grabbin" yourself
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Spike_the_Dragon
Senior Don Juan
He's 14 years old... go figure.
Grab it if you like, I don't really give a damn, kid.
diablo
Master Don Juan
It's childish.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
you look like a douche if you do that.....trust me, back in high school when i got random boners i did it all the time for "adjustments", i remember i got made fun of it one time.....dont grab your nuts, its just rude
I don't care if some people say "im a man and ill grab my balls if i feel like it" nonsense. It's just common decency. Besides, how would you like it if a girl kept pulling at a tampon through her pants?
I don't care if some people say "im a man and ill grab my balls if i feel like it" nonsense. It's just common decency. Besides, how would you like it if a girl kept pulling at a tampon through her pants?
Double_Diamonds
Don Juan
Haha "in the opinion of the chair, the naes have it"
The TallOne
Don Juan
I know a jock that goes around school adjusting and scratchin the family jewels.
He hasn't gotten any girls in along time.
He hasn't gotten any girls in along time.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Double_Diamonds
Don Juan
Why the hell was this moved to this forum? haha i originally posted in the Anything Else forum. And wha the hell, people tend to blow this out of proportion (or maybe i cant sence saracasm online haha)
The TallOne
Don Juan
I think you're just proving that age does reflect immaturity.
Heizen
Senior Don Juan
A Don is calm, cool, confident, and dignified. How dignified can you be when you are grabbin at your crotch? It makes you look like you should be sitting on your couch in sweats you havnt changed in days and a beer in your hand.
Whatever though, the more people that walk around and make themselves look like asses by doing so, just means I will look all the better by comparison. So by all mean, grab, scratch, and adjust whatever you want to whenever you want to.
Whatever though, the more people that walk around and make themselves look like asses by doing so, just means I will look all the better by comparison. So by all mean, grab, scratch, and adjust whatever you want to whenever you want to.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
They probably have some type of fungus, that's why they can't wait until they get out of public sight, it's too painful. A little soap and water does wonders.
I think that is the weakest argument I have ever heard. Perhaps even weaker than 'get a life'. Please, do not speak to me of maturity. You know nothing of me and while I would like to engage in a argument, I know nothing of you eather. But kindly, please remember that 3 lines is far from enough for you to judge anything of anyone.
idiot_boyfriend
Senior Don Juan
A few days ago in English, someone woke me up and pointed to this kid a few seats in front of me. He was wearing basketball shorts, and he had his hands inside his boxers. I have no idea what the fùck he was doing, nor do I want to know.
In conclusion, it's just disgusting so don't do it. If you have an erection, do a tail tuck, use your pockets, or just think unsexy thoughts. Don't just grab for your joystick.
In conclusion, it's just disgusting so don't do it. If you have an erection, do a tail tuck, use your pockets, or just think unsexy thoughts. Don't just grab for your joystick.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.