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Master Don Juan
That guy probably thought he was scoring major points when he made that tape.
What an idiot.
What an idiot.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Pantera_man
Don Juan
BAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHHAhaHHaHaHHAHahaHhahaHaHaHhAhAH
This guy should surrender his balls to some dyke who actually wants them!
F*ck how can comeone be such a faggitty-ass-BYTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That made my day though, especially when the ****less wonder starts singing ppppppppffffffffffffAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAhahahahhaha!
This guy should surrender his balls to some dyke who actually wants them!
F*ck how can comeone be such a faggitty-ass-BYTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That made my day though, especially when the ****less wonder starts singing ppppppppffffffffffffAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAhahahahhaha!
legolas
Master Don Juan
What the f*ck is wrong with people a 6 month annversary makes no linguistic sense because the word anniversary means: The annually recurring date of a past event. The x month anniversary makes no sense whatsoever 
btw. Did anyone count the number of times he used the L word? (no you perv it wasn't lesbian )
Makes me wonder, why do guys do this? Is it the media who sets them up for this breakdown?
btw. Did anyone count the number of times he used the L word? (no you perv it wasn't lesbian
)Makes me wonder, why do guys do this? Is it the media who sets them up for this breakdown?
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
Imagine if his original 20 minute message did NOT get deleted.
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The whole entire time he just said. "I love you sooo much!"
"This has been the best 6 months of my life"
"Thank you so much"
"I love you sooo much"
FOR AN ENTIRE 14 MINUTES NON-STOP!!!!!!
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
This is hilarous. I'm a bit dissapointed but this guy cracks me the hell up! He sounds freakin' gay!
"Our hands are the same size"
LMFAO!!!!!!:crackup: :crackup:
The whole entire time he just said. "I love you sooo much!"
"This has been the best 6 months of my life"
"Thank you so much"
"I love you sooo much"
FOR AN ENTIRE 14 MINUTES NON-STOP!!!!!!
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
This is hilarous. I'm a bit dissapointed but this guy cracks me the hell up! He sounds freakin' gay!
"Our hands are the same size"
LMFAO!!!!!!:crackup: :crackup:
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
undesputable
Master Don Juan
i listen to 2 minutes, and i couldnt go on...holy **** what a ****ing queer, i really believe he has some kinda disease.
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Every man has moments of sentimental weakness; however, I have never seen anything of this magnitude. And recorded for posterity no less.
Phoenix_of_the_ashes
Master Don Juan
How about 0.5th anniversery?Originally posted by legolas
What the f*ck is wrong with people a 6 month annversary makes no linguistic sense because the word anniversary means: The annually recurring date of a past event. The x month anniversary makes no sense whatsoever
btw. Did anyone count the number of times he used the L word? (no you perv it wasn't lesbian
Makes me wonder, why do guys do this? Is it the media who sets them up for this breakdown?
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
I think it's kinda cute and sweet...in a sappy kinda way. If a girl would dump a guy for making a tape like that she didn't really think much of him to begin with. If she was really into him in the first place she would have eaten up all the sap...
The guy looks really young, which is what the excessive sap can be attributed to...probably his first real girlfriend. You'll have that. Yeah, it was sappy, very sappy...but wouldn't be grounds to dump him unless she was looking for a reason to anyhow. Girls love that mushy sh*t IF they're into the guy. He may have suffocated her prior to that, though...which WOULD drive her away. So, it wasn't the tape so much as it was whatever he did in combination with it.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
KaminoSS
Don Juan
lol i think they should use this tape in everu romantic comedy movie..................