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Master Don Juan
That guy probably thought he was scoring major points when he made that tape.
What an idiot.
What an idiot.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Pantera_man
Don Juan
BAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHHAhaHHaHaHHAHahaHhahaHaHaHhAhAH
This guy should surrender his balls to some dyke who actually wants them!
F*ck how can comeone be such a faggitty-ass-BYTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That made my day though, especially when the ****less wonder starts singing ppppppppffffffffffffAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAhahahahhaha!
This guy should surrender his balls to some dyke who actually wants them!
F*ck how can comeone be such a faggitty-ass-BYTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That made my day though, especially when the ****less wonder starts singing ppppppppffffffffffffAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAhahahahhaha!
legolas
Master Don Juan
What the f*ck is wrong with people a 6 month annversary makes no linguistic sense because the word anniversary means: The annually recurring date of a past event. The x month anniversary makes no sense whatsoever 
btw. Did anyone count the number of times he used the L word? (no you perv it wasn't lesbian )
Makes me wonder, why do guys do this? Is it the media who sets them up for this breakdown?
btw. Did anyone count the number of times he used the L word? (no you perv it wasn't lesbian
)Makes me wonder, why do guys do this? Is it the media who sets them up for this breakdown?
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
Imagine if his original 20 minute message did NOT get deleted.
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The whole entire time he just said. "I love you sooo much!"
"This has been the best 6 months of my life"
"Thank you so much"
"I love you sooo much"
FOR AN ENTIRE 14 MINUTES NON-STOP!!!!!!
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
This is hilarous. I'm a bit dissapointed but this guy cracks me the hell up! He sounds freakin' gay!
"Our hands are the same size"
LMFAO!!!!!!:crackup: :crackup:
The whole entire time he just said. "I love you sooo much!"
"This has been the best 6 months of my life"
"Thank you so much"
"I love you sooo much"
FOR AN ENTIRE 14 MINUTES NON-STOP!!!!!!
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
This is hilarous. I'm a bit dissapointed but this guy cracks me the hell up! He sounds freakin' gay!
"Our hands are the same size"
LMFAO!!!!!!:crackup: :crackup:
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
undesputable
Master Don Juan
i listen to 2 minutes, and i couldnt go on...holy **** what a ****ing queer, i really believe he has some kinda disease.
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Every man has moments of sentimental weakness; however, I have never seen anything of this magnitude. And recorded for posterity no less.
Phoenix_of_the_ashes
Master Don Juan
How about 0.5th anniversery?Originally posted by legolas
What the f*ck is wrong with people a 6 month annversary makes no linguistic sense because the word anniversary means: The annually recurring date of a past event. The x month anniversary makes no sense whatsoever
btw. Did anyone count the number of times he used the L word? (no you perv it wasn't lesbian
Makes me wonder, why do guys do this? Is it the media who sets them up for this breakdown?
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
I think it's kinda cute and sweet...in a sappy kinda way. If a girl would dump a guy for making a tape like that she didn't really think much of him to begin with. If she was really into him in the first place she would have eaten up all the sap...
The guy looks really young, which is what the excessive sap can be attributed to...probably his first real girlfriend. You'll have that. Yeah, it was sappy, very sappy...but wouldn't be grounds to dump him unless she was looking for a reason to anyhow. Girls love that mushy sh*t IF they're into the guy. He may have suffocated her prior to that, though...which WOULD drive her away. So, it wasn't the tape so much as it was whatever he did in combination with it.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
KaminoSS
Don Juan
lol i think they should use this tape in everu romantic comedy movie..................