I'm Joe Dirt
Master Don Juan
That guy probably thought he was scoring major points when he made that tape.
What an idiot.
What an idiot.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Pantera_man
Don Juan
BAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHHAhaHHaHaHHAHahaHhahaHaHaHhAhAH
This guy should surrender his balls to some dyke who actually wants them!
F*ck how can comeone be such a faggitty-ass-BYTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That made my day though, especially when the ****less wonder starts singing ppppppppffffffffffffAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAhahahahhaha!
This guy should surrender his balls to some dyke who actually wants them!
F*ck how can comeone be such a faggitty-ass-BYTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That made my day though, especially when the ****less wonder starts singing ppppppppffffffffffffAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAhahahahhaha!
legolas
Master Don Juan
What the f*ck is wrong with people a 6 month annversary makes no linguistic sense because the word anniversary means: The annually recurring date of a past event. The x month anniversary makes no sense whatsoever 
btw. Did anyone count the number of times he used the L word? (no you perv it wasn't lesbian )
Makes me wonder, why do guys do this? Is it the media who sets them up for this breakdown?
btw. Did anyone count the number of times he used the L word? (no you perv it wasn't lesbian
)Makes me wonder, why do guys do this? Is it the media who sets them up for this breakdown?
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
Imagine if his original 20 minute message did NOT get deleted.
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The whole entire time he just said. "I love you sooo much!"
"This has been the best 6 months of my life"
"Thank you so much"
"I love you sooo much"
FOR AN ENTIRE 14 MINUTES NON-STOP!!!!!!
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
This is hilarous. I'm a bit dissapointed but this guy cracks me the hell up! He sounds freakin' gay!
"Our hands are the same size"
LMFAO!!!!!!:crackup: :crackup:
The whole entire time he just said. "I love you sooo much!"
"This has been the best 6 months of my life"
"Thank you so much"
"I love you sooo much"
FOR AN ENTIRE 14 MINUTES NON-STOP!!!!!!
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
This is hilarous. I'm a bit dissapointed but this guy cracks me the hell up! He sounds freakin' gay!
"Our hands are the same size"
LMFAO!!!!!!:crackup: :crackup:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
undesputable
Master Don Juan
i listen to 2 minutes, and i couldnt go on...holy **** what a ****ing queer, i really believe he has some kinda disease.
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Every man has moments of sentimental weakness; however, I have never seen anything of this magnitude. And recorded for posterity no less.
Phoenix_of_the_ashes
Master Don Juan
How about 0.5th anniversery?Originally posted by legolas
What the f*ck is wrong with people a 6 month annversary makes no linguistic sense because the word anniversary means: The annually recurring date of a past event. The x month anniversary makes no sense whatsoever
btw. Did anyone count the number of times he used the L word? (no you perv it wasn't lesbian
Makes me wonder, why do guys do this? Is it the media who sets them up for this breakdown?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
I think it's kinda cute and sweet...in a sappy kinda way. If a girl would dump a guy for making a tape like that she didn't really think much of him to begin with. If she was really into him in the first place she would have eaten up all the sap...
The guy looks really young, which is what the excessive sap can be attributed to...probably his first real girlfriend. You'll have that. Yeah, it was sappy, very sappy...but wouldn't be grounds to dump him unless she was looking for a reason to anyhow. Girls love that mushy sh*t IF they're into the guy. He may have suffocated her prior to that, though...which WOULD drive her away. So, it wasn't the tape so much as it was whatever he did in combination with it.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
KaminoSS
Don Juan
lol i think they should use this tape in everu romantic comedy movie..................