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Master Don Juan
That guy probably thought he was scoring major points when he made that tape.
What an idiot.
What an idiot.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Pantera_man
Don Juan
BAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHHAhaHHaHaHHAHahaHhahaHaHaHhAhAH
This guy should surrender his balls to some dyke who actually wants them!
F*ck how can comeone be such a faggitty-ass-BYTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That made my day though, especially when the ****less wonder starts singing ppppppppffffffffffffAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAhahahahhaha!
This guy should surrender his balls to some dyke who actually wants them!
F*ck how can comeone be such a faggitty-ass-BYTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That made my day though, especially when the ****less wonder starts singing ppppppppffffffffffffAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAhahahahhaha!
legolas
Master Don Juan
What the f*ck is wrong with people a 6 month annversary makes no linguistic sense because the word anniversary means: The annually recurring date of a past event. The x month anniversary makes no sense whatsoever 
btw. Did anyone count the number of times he used the L word? (no you perv it wasn't lesbian )
Makes me wonder, why do guys do this? Is it the media who sets them up for this breakdown?
btw. Did anyone count the number of times he used the L word? (no you perv it wasn't lesbian
)Makes me wonder, why do guys do this? Is it the media who sets them up for this breakdown?
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
Imagine if his original 20 minute message did NOT get deleted.
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The whole entire time he just said. "I love you sooo much!"
"This has been the best 6 months of my life"
"Thank you so much"
"I love you sooo much"
FOR AN ENTIRE 14 MINUTES NON-STOP!!!!!!
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
This is hilarous. I'm a bit dissapointed but this guy cracks me the hell up! He sounds freakin' gay!
"Our hands are the same size"
LMFAO!!!!!!:crackup: :crackup:
The whole entire time he just said. "I love you sooo much!"
"This has been the best 6 months of my life"
"Thank you so much"
"I love you sooo much"
FOR AN ENTIRE 14 MINUTES NON-STOP!!!!!!
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
This is hilarous. I'm a bit dissapointed but this guy cracks me the hell up! He sounds freakin' gay!
"Our hands are the same size"
LMFAO!!!!!!:crackup: :crackup:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
undesputable
Master Don Juan
i listen to 2 minutes, and i couldnt go on...holy **** what a ****ing queer, i really believe he has some kinda disease.
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Every man has moments of sentimental weakness; however, I have never seen anything of this magnitude. And recorded for posterity no less.
Phoenix_of_the_ashes
Master Don Juan
How about 0.5th anniversery?Originally posted by legolas
What the f*ck is wrong with people a 6 month annversary makes no linguistic sense because the word anniversary means: The annually recurring date of a past event. The x month anniversary makes no sense whatsoever
btw. Did anyone count the number of times he used the L word? (no you perv it wasn't lesbian
Makes me wonder, why do guys do this? Is it the media who sets them up for this breakdown?
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
I think it's kinda cute and sweet...in a sappy kinda way. If a girl would dump a guy for making a tape like that she didn't really think much of him to begin with. If she was really into him in the first place she would have eaten up all the sap...
The guy looks really young, which is what the excessive sap can be attributed to...probably his first real girlfriend. You'll have that. Yeah, it was sappy, very sappy...but wouldn't be grounds to dump him unless she was looking for a reason to anyhow. Girls love that mushy sh*t IF they're into the guy. He may have suffocated her prior to that, though...which WOULD drive her away. So, it wasn't the tape so much as it was whatever he did in combination with it.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
KaminoSS
Don Juan
lol i think they should use this tape in everu romantic comedy movie..................