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Master Don Juan
That guy probably thought he was scoring major points when he made that tape.
What an idiot.
What an idiot.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Pantera_man
Don Juan
BAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHHAhaHHaHaHHAHahaHhahaHaHaHhAhAH
This guy should surrender his balls to some dyke who actually wants them!
F*ck how can comeone be such a faggitty-ass-BYTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That made my day though, especially when the ****less wonder starts singing ppppppppffffffffffffAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAhahahahhaha!
This guy should surrender his balls to some dyke who actually wants them!
F*ck how can comeone be such a faggitty-ass-BYTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That made my day though, especially when the ****less wonder starts singing ppppppppffffffffffffAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAhahahahhaha!
legolas
Master Don Juan
What the f*ck is wrong with people a 6 month annversary makes no linguistic sense because the word anniversary means: The annually recurring date of a past event. The x month anniversary makes no sense whatsoever 
btw. Did anyone count the number of times he used the L word? (no you perv it wasn't lesbian )
Makes me wonder, why do guys do this? Is it the media who sets them up for this breakdown?
btw. Did anyone count the number of times he used the L word? (no you perv it wasn't lesbian
)Makes me wonder, why do guys do this? Is it the media who sets them up for this breakdown?
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
Imagine if his original 20 minute message did NOT get deleted.
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The whole entire time he just said. "I love you sooo much!"
"This has been the best 6 months of my life"
"Thank you so much"
"I love you sooo much"
FOR AN ENTIRE 14 MINUTES NON-STOP!!!!!!
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
This is hilarous. I'm a bit dissapointed but this guy cracks me the hell up! He sounds freakin' gay!
"Our hands are the same size"
LMFAO!!!!!!:crackup: :crackup:
The whole entire time he just said. "I love you sooo much!"
"This has been the best 6 months of my life"
"Thank you so much"
"I love you sooo much"
FOR AN ENTIRE 14 MINUTES NON-STOP!!!!!!
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
This is hilarous. I'm a bit dissapointed but this guy cracks me the hell up! He sounds freakin' gay!
"Our hands are the same size"
LMFAO!!!!!!:crackup: :crackup:
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
undesputable
Master Don Juan
i listen to 2 minutes, and i couldnt go on...holy **** what a ****ing queer, i really believe he has some kinda disease.
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Every man has moments of sentimental weakness; however, I have never seen anything of this magnitude. And recorded for posterity no less.
Phoenix_of_the_ashes
Master Don Juan
How about 0.5th anniversery?Originally posted by legolas
What the f*ck is wrong with people a 6 month annversary makes no linguistic sense because the word anniversary means: The annually recurring date of a past event. The x month anniversary makes no sense whatsoever
btw. Did anyone count the number of times he used the L word? (no you perv it wasn't lesbian
Makes me wonder, why do guys do this? Is it the media who sets them up for this breakdown?
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
I think it's kinda cute and sweet...in a sappy kinda way. If a girl would dump a guy for making a tape like that she didn't really think much of him to begin with. If she was really into him in the first place she would have eaten up all the sap...
The guy looks really young, which is what the excessive sap can be attributed to...probably his first real girlfriend. You'll have that. Yeah, it was sappy, very sappy...but wouldn't be grounds to dump him unless she was looking for a reason to anyhow. Girls love that mushy sh*t IF they're into the guy. He may have suffocated her prior to that, though...which WOULD drive her away. So, it wasn't the tape so much as it was whatever he did in combination with it.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
KaminoSS
Don Juan
lol i think they should use this tape in everu romantic comedy movie..................