"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Post pics of gf's, ex's, and plates.....

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I used to date this chick but I had to drop her. Something about she wanting to do a tv show or something. Wanted her show more than me so I had to drop her.

Gave terrible BJs too.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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haha very cute =)
although I have to say, for me, the cutest girl in this thread is mustfirstregister's.

both ur current and ex gf are asian?
Are you asian yourself?
 

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I'm' going to go out on the limb and say cord and karma don't care too much for each other.
 

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backbreaker said:
I'm' going to go out on the limb and say cord and karma don't care too much for each other.
I will out on an even further limb and say that they are married. They bicker like an old married couple :trouble:

One day we come on to find out that one killed the other because of over-cooked meatloaf

- comic_relief
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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And before everyone asks me to post a pic of the girls that I am doing.

I did this and all it turned into was a flame war, therefore never again will I post another ex-gf's picture online.

- comic_relief
 

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That's the difference between attention seeking he-b!tches and real men.

We don't have to thrust our inches onto forums (yes, Cordon is also parlaying these same pictures on a poker playing forum).

The men I know in real life, know my successes with life, grammar, and women.

I'm vastly more secure in who I am than to resort to trying to appease to other internet GUYS.
 

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comic_relief said:
And before everyone asks me to post a pic of the girls that I am doing.

I did this and all it turned into was a flame war, therefore never again will I post another ex-gf's picture online.

- comic_relief
Exactly.

And even if we got all the guys to do this, it'd just end up looking like a pissing contest. We'd all just show the pics of our hottest hookups and girlfriends. A guy might have spent his life banging 90% warpigs, so he'll just show you the one or two hot hookups he had, just to get a pat on the back.

It isn't like anyone's gonna show pics of all those drunken warpig hookups and semi-attractive, but not relationship-worthy f**k buddies.

So, I'd say that the quality of discussion in this thread is questionable at best. It's gonna be mostly guys looking for approval of strangers on the internet.
 

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This is some funny sh!t. Please, continue,..heheh
 

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Wow...that Asian chick looks very similar to one I dated a coupel years back. They are always so eager to please and easy to get along with. One thing to watch out for though is that while the Asian chicks love there white guys they often come from very traditional families who want to see them with a nice Asian guy. Be sure you've met the folks and been introduced as the bf before you go popping the question.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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What is wrong with cordons girls face? Her body is hot but there is something wrong with her face.
 

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Mantis Toboggan said:
And even if we got all the guys to do this, it'd just end up looking like a pissing contest. We'd all just show the pics of our hottest hookups and girlfriends. A guy might have spent his life banging 90% warpigs, so he'll just show you the one or two hot hookups he had, just to get a pat on the back.

It isn't like anyone's gonna show pics of all those drunken warpig hookups and semi-attractive, but not relationship-worthy f**k buddies.
That might be a more interesting thread. Post a picture of the nastiest warpig you've hooked up with. See who can go the lowest.

I remember cordon posting a picture of that girl before. I don't know if she's really his girlfriend or not, but that Asian chick is hot. IMHO.
 

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KarmaSutra said:
That's the difference between attention seeking he-b!tches and real men.

We don't have to thrust our inches onto forums (yes, Cordon is also parlaying these same pictures on a poker playing forum).

The men I know in real life, know my successes with life, grammar, and women.

I'm vastly more secure in who I am than to resort to trying to appease to other internet GUYS.
You are fvcking annoying. It's obviously his girl, now shut up.
 

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definitely different strokes for different folks...that asian chic is NOT hot, just about below average for me.
have her take a pic holding a sign "TRRUSH ROX" then I'll believe.
 

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Cordon now has, at least, three aliASSes:

Bimbette, Falconslaxative69, and the one where he wants people to believe he knows about penny stocks.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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trrush said:
definitely different strokes for different folks...that asian chic is NOT hot, just about below average for me.
have her take a pic holding a sign "TRRUSH ROX" then I'll believe.
Or holding two forms of Government ID,
while R Kelly pees on her,
with Neil taking notes and Charlie Murphy shaking,
with a Policeman watching,
while R Kelly's Grandmother watches and approves.

How about a picture of him with her?
Preferably of her smiling. Her face will probablt be blocked out of that one too.

That picture of his "ex" is obviously a cutout of an ad or online magazine.

Epic failure.
 

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Sue Madre said:
What is wrong with cordons girls face? Her body is hot but there is something wrong with her face.
Word. Something is either manly or chubby or squarish or just plain weird about her face in some of those pictures.
 

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Word. Something is either manly or chubby or squarish or just plain weird about her face in some of those pictures.

Cordons kids are going to look like Kim Jong Il
 

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Sue Madre said:
Cordons kids are going to look like Kim Jong Il
too far my friend
 

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Just had a wank off to cordon's wife.

Oh Yeaaahhhhhh
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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