"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Post pics of gf's, ex's, and plates.....

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I have always been curious as to the quality of girls that people here are dating, fvcking, spinning, hitting on, etc. Now while I understand that some of you don't want to post pics of others, imo there are so many different sites now like FB where their pics are plastered everywhere, what's the difference haha? But if you don't want to, I understand. This thread may not work because of people's issue with posting a pic of others, but we shall see.

I will get it started.

Current gf of two years, thinking of popping the question soon>
http://img9.imageshack.us/i/rose888.jpg/


http://img825.imageshack.us/i/rose2m.jpg/ In Vegas, think at Mandalay Bay.

Ex's>
http://img842.imageshack.us/i/m888.jpg/ dated a year, I dont think she normally looked this good, but this was a hot pic. On street in Hollywood.

post more ex's when I find the pics.
 
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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cordoncordon said:
I have always been curious as to the quality of girls that people here are dating, fvcking, spinning, hitting on, etc. Now while I understand that some of you don't want to post pics of others, imo there are so many different sites now like FB where their pics are plastered everywhere, what's the difference haha? But if you don't want to, I understand. This thread may not work because of people's issue with posting a pic of others, but we shall see.

I will get it started.

Current gf of two years, thinking of popping the question soon>

http://img9.imageshack.us/i/rose888.jpg/
http://img825.imageshack.us/i/rose2m.jpg/

Ex's>
http://img842.imageshack.us/i/m888.jpg/ dated a year, I dont think she normally looked this good, but this was a hot pic

post more ex's when I find the pics.
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Her body is super hot but her face is ugly. What about your kids? you have to marry a girl with a hot face for your kids sake.
 
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Nice slim girl, I see you. I wouldn't post anyone picture on the net without their permission though.
 
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cordoncordon said:
I have always been curious as to the quality of girls that people here are dating, fvcking, spinning, hitting on, etc. Now while I understand that some of you don't want to post pics of others, imo there are so many different sites now like FB where their pics are plastered everywhere, what's the difference haha? But if you don't want to, I understand. This thread may not work because of people's issue with posting a pic of others, but we shall see.

I will get it started.

Current gf of two years, thinking of popping the question soon>

http://img9.imageshack.us/i/rose888.jpg/
http://img825.imageshack.us/i/rose2m.jpg/

The only thing you'e popping to these pics are your knuckles on your balls.

Ex's>
http://img842.imageshack.us/i/m888.jpg/ dated a year, I dont think she normally looked this good, but this was a hot pic

post more ex's when I find the pics.
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HAH! Your bullsh!t overblown ego finally got the best of common sense.

These are obviously pics you've found of chicks on Photobucket or a Google search and are now trying to pawn them off on your own!

You're a fvcktard and an ass-clown.

How about this; post some of these broads with you IN the pics.

These are like a mermaid, unicorn or bigfoot: they'e shat.

Douche, thank you. You made my entire night with your fairy-tail.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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HAH! Your bullsh!t overblown ego finally got the best of common sense.

These are obviously pics you've found of chicks on Photobucket or a Google search and are now trying to pawn them off on your own!

You're a fvcktard and an ass-clown.

How about this; post some of these broads with you IN the pics.

These are like a mermaid, unicorn or bigfoot: they'e shat.

Douche, thank you. You made my entire night with your fairy-tail.
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Question....what are you so angry about all the time??? :eek: I realize that you have tittie piercings, but that is no reason to be so upset.

I've made it pretty clear who my gf is. I think I've posted 5 or 6 different pics of her on here the past two years.

http://img12.imageshack.us/i/rose444.jpg/ Blocked out face since its a little more "revealing". In her bedroom.

http://img97.imageshack.us/i/rose5h.jpg/ Cheap hotel in Orange county.

http://img847.imageshack.us/i/rose5552.jpg/ Either at Aria or M Resort in Vegas, can't remember. We go there once a month or so. Going this weekend to Palazzo.

This last one is for you karma :). Same scene as the first pic with my gf by her couch, but this time with a special present for you. If she is my fairy tale dream, I don't wanna wake up. :)

http://img709.imageshack.us/i/mmspicture8.jpg/
 
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KarmaSutra said:
HAH! Your bullsh!t overblown ego finally got the best of common sense.

These are obviously pics you've found of chicks on Photobucket or a Google search and are now trying to pawn them off on your own!

You're a fvcktard and an ass-clown.

How about this; post some of these broads with you IN the pics.

These are like a mermaid, unicorn or bigfoot: they'e shat.

Douche, thank you. You made my entire night with your fairy-tail.
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Gf says you can kiss this. :)

http://img862.imageshack.us/i/rose5555555.jpg/
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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omg that's scary Bible Belt!!!

the Asian chick is pretty cute. If she is your current GF, then congrats, and keep it up!
 
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I know this broad isn't your girlfriend. She served us at sushi last night.

And I really like the added "blacked out" face snap.

Keep shoving sh!t up your own ass! You're fvckin' stupid.
 
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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KarmaSutra said:
I know this broad isn't your girlfriend. She served us at sushi last night.

And I really like the added "blacked out" face snap.

Keep shoving sh!t up your own ass! You're fvckin' stupid.
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No wonder you are so angry....Considering you have have two ear piercings, tats, tittie piercings!! :eek: , wear sleeveless shirts, your fat, and live in a trailer park in central Florida, you are probably lucky you haven't committed suicide by now.

Could you be any more of a shining example of what the rest of the world considers Florida white trash? You are the type of guy that goes to the gay bars and parks alone picking up young boys to take home to your trailer. No wonder you are writing a book on how young boys should become men, that's your pick up line isn't it? :)

Karma>>> http://img204.imageshack.us/content_round.php?page=done&l=img204/9836/idiotxm.jpg&via=mupload
 
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irocknike23 said:
ok kinda off topic but i just gota ask cordoncordon this since he is obviously into asian chicks..
is this true about them?
http://www.asianjoke.com/oneline/how_to_make_your_asian_girlfriend_eternally_happy.htm


i know its a joke site lol but i had a friend who dated an asian girl and he kinda summed up some of the points on that website, im just kinda curious lol
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Haha. She is actually the first real Asian I have ever dated. I'm a white guy originally from the midwest-not many asians there. Live in CA now. This may sound cliche, but IF there is such a thing as a soulmate, she is it for me. She is so laidback, so fun, and we are so alike that it makes me sad sometimes to know we went almost our entire lives without knowing each other. Play the violins! After two years I love fvcking her even more so than when I first met her. I have never felt that for any girl. She moved here from Taiwan when she was 5, so she has no accent and is Americanized, but she still keeps many of her old Asian traditional values. Could NOT have lucked out any more than the day I met her.

In edit...out of posts for a while....hope this satisfies you karma. :) Notice the couch and pillows as in my girls pics?
http://img709.imageshack.us/i/idiot22.jpg/

And yes I do know the difference between you're and your. However in my rush to respond to you, I will admit I got overzealous and prematured. :)

I'll post some pics from Vegas this weekend. Supposed to be 90 there and I'm sure we will hit up either Marquee or XS.
 
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Haha. She is actually the first Asian I have ever dated. This may sound cliche, but IF there is such a thing as a soulmate, she is it for me. She is so laidback, so fun, and we are so alike that it makes me sad sometimes to know we went almost our entire lives without knowing each other. Play the violins! After two years I love fvcking her even more so than when I first met her. I have never felt that for any girl. She moved here from Taiwan when she was 5, so she has no accent and is Americanized, but she still keeps many of her old Asian traditional values. Could NOT have lucked out any more than the day I met her.
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I'm guessing she could play the violin for you!

Sorry, I couldn't resist...
 
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No wonder you are so angry....Considering you have have two ear piercings, tats, tittie piercings!! :eek: , wear sleeveless shirts, your fat, and live in a trailer park in central Florida, you are probably lucky you haven't committed suicide by now.
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You're (notice the correct grammatical usage) a billionaire, asian lothario and don't know the difference between your and you're.

I'm sure the rest of the brethren here think all of your pictures are as real as your penny stock tips.

Where's my $1000 for losing our wager?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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