"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Post pics of gf's, ex's, and plates.....

vatoloco

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I used to date this chick but I had to drop her. Something about she wanting to do a tv show or something. Wanted her show more than me so I had to drop her.

Gave terrible BJs too.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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haha very cute =)
although I have to say, for me, the cutest girl in this thread is mustfirstregister's.

both ur current and ex gf are asian?
Are you asian yourself?
 

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I'm' going to go out on the limb and say cord and karma don't care too much for each other.
 

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backbreaker said:
I'm' going to go out on the limb and say cord and karma don't care too much for each other.
I will out on an even further limb and say that they are married. They bicker like an old married couple :trouble:

One day we come on to find out that one killed the other because of over-cooked meatloaf

- comic_relief
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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And before everyone asks me to post a pic of the girls that I am doing.

I did this and all it turned into was a flame war, therefore never again will I post another ex-gf's picture online.

- comic_relief
 

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That's the difference between attention seeking he-b!tches and real men.

We don't have to thrust our inches onto forums (yes, Cordon is also parlaying these same pictures on a poker playing forum).

The men I know in real life, know my successes with life, grammar, and women.

I'm vastly more secure in who I am than to resort to trying to appease to other internet GUYS.
 

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comic_relief said:
And before everyone asks me to post a pic of the girls that I am doing.

I did this and all it turned into was a flame war, therefore never again will I post another ex-gf's picture online.

- comic_relief
Exactly.

And even if we got all the guys to do this, it'd just end up looking like a pissing contest. We'd all just show the pics of our hottest hookups and girlfriends. A guy might have spent his life banging 90% warpigs, so he'll just show you the one or two hot hookups he had, just to get a pat on the back.

It isn't like anyone's gonna show pics of all those drunken warpig hookups and semi-attractive, but not relationship-worthy f**k buddies.

So, I'd say that the quality of discussion in this thread is questionable at best. It's gonna be mostly guys looking for approval of strangers on the internet.
 

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This is some funny sh!t. Please, continue,..heheh
 

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Wow...that Asian chick looks very similar to one I dated a coupel years back. They are always so eager to please and easy to get along with. One thing to watch out for though is that while the Asian chicks love there white guys they often come from very traditional families who want to see them with a nice Asian guy. Be sure you've met the folks and been introduced as the bf before you go popping the question.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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What is wrong with cordons girls face? Her body is hot but there is something wrong with her face.
 

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Mantis Toboggan said:
And even if we got all the guys to do this, it'd just end up looking like a pissing contest. We'd all just show the pics of our hottest hookups and girlfriends. A guy might have spent his life banging 90% warpigs, so he'll just show you the one or two hot hookups he had, just to get a pat on the back.

It isn't like anyone's gonna show pics of all those drunken warpig hookups and semi-attractive, but not relationship-worthy f**k buddies.
That might be a more interesting thread. Post a picture of the nastiest warpig you've hooked up with. See who can go the lowest.

I remember cordon posting a picture of that girl before. I don't know if she's really his girlfriend or not, but that Asian chick is hot. IMHO.
 

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KarmaSutra said:
That's the difference between attention seeking he-b!tches and real men.

We don't have to thrust our inches onto forums (yes, Cordon is also parlaying these same pictures on a poker playing forum).

The men I know in real life, know my successes with life, grammar, and women.

I'm vastly more secure in who I am than to resort to trying to appease to other internet GUYS.
You are fvcking annoying. It's obviously his girl, now shut up.
 

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definitely different strokes for different folks...that asian chic is NOT hot, just about below average for me.
have her take a pic holding a sign "TRRUSH ROX" then I'll believe.
 

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Cordon now has, at least, three aliASSes:

Bimbette, Falconslaxative69, and the one where he wants people to believe he knows about penny stocks.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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trrush said:
definitely different strokes for different folks...that asian chic is NOT hot, just about below average for me.
have her take a pic holding a sign "TRRUSH ROX" then I'll believe.
Or holding two forms of Government ID,
while R Kelly pees on her,
with Neil taking notes and Charlie Murphy shaking,
with a Policeman watching,
while R Kelly's Grandmother watches and approves.

How about a picture of him with her?
Preferably of her smiling. Her face will probablt be blocked out of that one too.

That picture of his "ex" is obviously a cutout of an ad or online magazine.

Epic failure.
 

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Sue Madre said:
What is wrong with cordons girls face? Her body is hot but there is something wrong with her face.
Word. Something is either manly or chubby or squarish or just plain weird about her face in some of those pictures.
 

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ArcBound said:
Word. Something is either manly or chubby or squarish or just plain weird about her face in some of those pictures.

Cordons kids are going to look like Kim Jong Il
 

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Sue Madre said:
Cordons kids are going to look like Kim Jong Il
too far my friend
 

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Just had a wank off to cordon's wife.

Oh Yeaaahhhhhh
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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