I used to date this chick but I had to drop her. Something about she wanting to do a tv show or something. Wanted her show more than me so I had to drop her.
Gave terrible BJs too.
Gave terrible BJs too.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Post pics of gf's, ex's, and plates.....
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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Here's our very own stock pick analyst and online lady killer:
Notice the education level:
The gang sign and lid to the side are what wrangle in these "hot" broads.
Notice the education level:
The gang sign and lid to the side are what wrangle in these "hot" broads.
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haha very cute =)
although I have to say, for me, the cutest girl in this thread is mustfirstregister's.
both ur current and ex gf are asian?
Are you asian yourself?
although I have to say, for me, the cutest girl in this thread is mustfirstregister's.
both ur current and ex gf are asian?
Are you asian yourself?
backbreaker
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I'm' going to go out on the limb and say cord and karma don't care too much for each other.
comic_relief
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I will out on an even further limb and say that they are married. They bicker like an old married couple :trouble:backbreaker said:
One day we come on to find out that one killed the other because of over-cooked meatloaf
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
comic_relief
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And before everyone asks me to post a pic of the girls that I am doing.
I did this and all it turned into was a flame war, therefore never again will I post another ex-gf's picture online.
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I did this and all it turned into was a flame war, therefore never again will I post another ex-gf's picture online.
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That's the difference between attention seeking he-b!tches and real men.
We don't have to thrust our inches onto forums (yes, Cordon is also parlaying these same pictures on a poker playing forum).
The men I know in real life, know my successes with life, grammar, and women.
I'm vastly more secure in who I am than to resort to trying to appease to other internet GUYS.
We don't have to thrust our inches onto forums (yes, Cordon is also parlaying these same pictures on a poker playing forum).
The men I know in real life, know my successes with life, grammar, and women.
I'm vastly more secure in who I am than to resort to trying to appease to other internet GUYS.
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Exactly.comic_relief said:
And even if we got all the guys to do this, it'd just end up looking like a pissing contest. We'd all just show the pics of our hottest hookups and girlfriends. A guy might have spent his life banging 90% warpigs, so he'll just show you the one or two hot hookups he had, just to get a pat on the back.
It isn't like anyone's gonna show pics of all those drunken warpig hookups and semi-attractive, but not relationship-worthy f**k buddies.
So, I'd say that the quality of discussion in this thread is questionable at best. It's gonna be mostly guys looking for approval of strangers on the internet.
Rollo Tomassi
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This is some funny sh!t. Please, continue,..heheh
Wow...that Asian chick looks very similar to one I dated a coupel years back. They are always so eager to please and easy to get along with. One thing to watch out for though is that while the Asian chicks love there white guys they often come from very traditional families who want to see them with a nice Asian guy. Be sure you've met the folks and been introduced as the bf before you go popping the question.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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That might be a more interesting thread. Post a picture of the nastiest warpig you've hooked up with. See who can go the lowest.Mantis Toboggan said:
I remember cordon posting a picture of that girl before. I don't know if she's really his girlfriend or not, but that Asian chick is hot. IMHO.
falconslax89
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You are fvcking annoying. It's obviously his girl, now shut up.KarmaSutra said:
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Cordon now has, at least, three aliASSes:
Bimbette, Falconslaxative69, and the one where he wants people to believe he knows about penny stocks.
Bimbette, Falconslaxative69, and the one where he wants people to believe he knows about penny stocks.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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Or holding two forms of Government ID,trrush said:
while R Kelly pees on her,
with Neil taking notes and Charlie Murphy shaking,
with a Policeman watching,
while R Kelly's Grandmother watches and approves.
How about a picture of him with her?
Preferably of her smiling. Her face will probablt be blocked out of that one too.
That picture of his "ex" is obviously a cutout of an ad or online magazine.
Epic failure.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.