"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Post pics of gf's, ex's, and plates.....

vatoloco

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I used to date this chick but I had to drop her. Something about she wanting to do a tv show or something. Wanted her show more than me so I had to drop her.

Gave terrible BJs too.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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haha very cute =)
although I have to say, for me, the cutest girl in this thread is mustfirstregister's.

both ur current and ex gf are asian?
Are you asian yourself?
 

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I'm' going to go out on the limb and say cord and karma don't care too much for each other.
 

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backbreaker said:
I'm' going to go out on the limb and say cord and karma don't care too much for each other.
I will out on an even further limb and say that they are married. They bicker like an old married couple :trouble:

One day we come on to find out that one killed the other because of over-cooked meatloaf

- comic_relief
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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And before everyone asks me to post a pic of the girls that I am doing.

I did this and all it turned into was a flame war, therefore never again will I post another ex-gf's picture online.

- comic_relief
 

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That's the difference between attention seeking he-b!tches and real men.

We don't have to thrust our inches onto forums (yes, Cordon is also parlaying these same pictures on a poker playing forum).

The men I know in real life, know my successes with life, grammar, and women.

I'm vastly more secure in who I am than to resort to trying to appease to other internet GUYS.
 

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comic_relief said:
And before everyone asks me to post a pic of the girls that I am doing.

I did this and all it turned into was a flame war, therefore never again will I post another ex-gf's picture online.

- comic_relief
Exactly.

And even if we got all the guys to do this, it'd just end up looking like a pissing contest. We'd all just show the pics of our hottest hookups and girlfriends. A guy might have spent his life banging 90% warpigs, so he'll just show you the one or two hot hookups he had, just to get a pat on the back.

It isn't like anyone's gonna show pics of all those drunken warpig hookups and semi-attractive, but not relationship-worthy f**k buddies.

So, I'd say that the quality of discussion in this thread is questionable at best. It's gonna be mostly guys looking for approval of strangers on the internet.
 

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This is some funny sh!t. Please, continue,..heheh
 

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Wow...that Asian chick looks very similar to one I dated a coupel years back. They are always so eager to please and easy to get along with. One thing to watch out for though is that while the Asian chicks love there white guys they often come from very traditional families who want to see them with a nice Asian guy. Be sure you've met the folks and been introduced as the bf before you go popping the question.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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What is wrong with cordons girls face? Her body is hot but there is something wrong with her face.
 

zekko

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Mantis Toboggan said:
And even if we got all the guys to do this, it'd just end up looking like a pissing contest. We'd all just show the pics of our hottest hookups and girlfriends. A guy might have spent his life banging 90% warpigs, so he'll just show you the one or two hot hookups he had, just to get a pat on the back.

It isn't like anyone's gonna show pics of all those drunken warpig hookups and semi-attractive, but not relationship-worthy f**k buddies.
That might be a more interesting thread. Post a picture of the nastiest warpig you've hooked up with. See who can go the lowest.

I remember cordon posting a picture of that girl before. I don't know if she's really his girlfriend or not, but that Asian chick is hot. IMHO.
 

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KarmaSutra said:
That's the difference between attention seeking he-b!tches and real men.

We don't have to thrust our inches onto forums (yes, Cordon is also parlaying these same pictures on a poker playing forum).

The men I know in real life, know my successes with life, grammar, and women.

I'm vastly more secure in who I am than to resort to trying to appease to other internet GUYS.
You are fvcking annoying. It's obviously his girl, now shut up.
 

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definitely different strokes for different folks...that asian chic is NOT hot, just about below average for me.
have her take a pic holding a sign "TRRUSH ROX" then I'll believe.
 

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Cordon now has, at least, three aliASSes:

Bimbette, Falconslaxative69, and the one where he wants people to believe he knows about penny stocks.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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trrush said:
definitely different strokes for different folks...that asian chic is NOT hot, just about below average for me.
have her take a pic holding a sign "TRRUSH ROX" then I'll believe.
Or holding two forms of Government ID,
while R Kelly pees on her,
with Neil taking notes and Charlie Murphy shaking,
with a Policeman watching,
while R Kelly's Grandmother watches and approves.

How about a picture of him with her?
Preferably of her smiling. Her face will probablt be blocked out of that one too.

That picture of his "ex" is obviously a cutout of an ad or online magazine.

Epic failure.
 

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Sue Madre said:
What is wrong with cordons girls face? Her body is hot but there is something wrong with her face.
Word. Something is either manly or chubby or squarish or just plain weird about her face in some of those pictures.
 

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ArcBound said:
Word. Something is either manly or chubby or squarish or just plain weird about her face in some of those pictures.

Cordons kids are going to look like Kim Jong Il
 

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Sue Madre said:
Cordons kids are going to look like Kim Jong Il
too far my friend
 

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Just had a wank off to cordon's wife.

Oh Yeaaahhhhhh
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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