"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Online dating experts, I need your help
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
One of the girls - very cute face but a little chubby and already a single mom at 26 threw herself at me but I obviously wasn't interested. She did tell me "I'm extremely hot" so that was very encouraging. None of the other girls were dateable - chubby, trashy, too old, smokers, etc...
Was actually a fun night and good encouragement. I noticed the girls liked me the most when I'm a little reserved and let the ladies come to me/treat myself like the prize/let them work for my attention
Less desperate I come across, the more successful I seem to be
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No. He and tenacity must have been laughing at how gullible some of you were
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Who, da dyn? Yep. I've talked to a bunch of SS guys over pm, never sexually tho, no nudes, nothing like that, nothing sexual.
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Lol, oh boy. He wanted me to prove I wasn't a guy so I texted him my picture. I'm surprised you didn't get a copy, I hear he passed it around. Bigneil gave me a 7. But it wasn't a nude. He also passed out my phone number and two ss'ers called me. IMO pretty beta behavior all the way around.
Anyways this is really old news. Hopefully I've satisfied your curiosity as I would like to drop it.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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I have nothing to hide and id prefer the truth be told
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Oh good Lord. He tried. It was not pretty, lol
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In the same way that his strange charisma has us all here gathered in one spot, forming a phalanx to siege his mind castle and assassinate his doubt
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#Word on that
He did send both of us his picture.....I wouldn't put him any higher than a 6 - but he isn't the type of guy looks wise that I think is attractive
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
You should pm me tonight.....lol
Like I told you before, as a good looking guy myself I can tell from your post your not as good looking as you think, hot guys don't have the issues that you have, but you blame it on you being picky? No, your just delusional
Why no pvssy? No girls in your life? If your so hot why such a long dry spell?
You see, if you actually were willing to learn and not just babble 24/7 then maybe you could of already realised your not as good looking as you think and then you could work on other aspects to be appealing to women.
Instead, you disregard everything we say and swear up and down your this hot guy with extremely high standards lol man please
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Thanks but I've learned my lesson lol
Sh!t happens sazc, Don't let a couple of experiences in the past dictate the future, sometimes you will miss out on things.......
I hear ya though.
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Meh, I also had tenacity scream at me in pm telling me I was a racist, and other unsavory things. Lots of shiz went down in pm that I did not deserve. It's disabled now. It's easier that way
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
True.
But it's damn entertaining.
@sazc you seriously need to take dave and give him a good spanking for being recalcitrant, he might change a bit, you'll never know.
devilkingx2
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There are no girls on the internet, this is widely known fact.
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The internet is a sausage fest. Just look at this place.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.