Jay Reimenschneider
Don Juan
what do you do to clean her up?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
ok so you're getting blown or having sex and you bust it all over the girl
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
ethnomethodologist
Master Don Juan
"Be a man"
Just hand her something to wipe it off with, unless of course she's sleeping you stupid fvck.
Just hand her something to wipe it off with, unless of course she's sleeping you stupid fvck.
Tomatoes
Master Don Juan
This is just common sense i thought?
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
El MonoLoco
Master Don Juan
Man this reminds me of this one time after sex I got up and started cleaning off my schlong and wipin the sweat off my body and I had left a huge load all over this girls stomach.......
She started b*tchin about "why was I cleaning myself first" when she's layin there with my spunk all over her...
Oh boy was she mad about that....she still let me hit it the next day though.....ha ha ha
She started b*tchin about "why was I cleaning myself first" when she's layin there with my spunk all over her...
Oh boy was she mad about that....she still let me hit it the next day though.....ha ha ha
I've always liked blowing my load on the girl's back. Might be because I like doggy so much, I don't know.
However, I automatically get some tissues, and wipe it off. Once you've done it a few times, you get to know how to get he skin touch-dry.
This usually impresses them, i've even had "wow, you're a clean and tidy boy, arent you???"
and a couple of times, they have obliged to clean my ding-dong using only their mouth.
So....
Clean after your selves boys! it pays off!
However, I automatically get some tissues, and wipe it off. Once you've done it a few times, you get to know how to get he skin touch-dry.
This usually impresses them, i've even had "wow, you're a clean and tidy boy, arent you???"
and a couple of times, they have obliged to clean my ding-dong using only their mouth.
So....
Clean after your selves boys! it pays off!