"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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ok so you're getting blown or having sex and you bust it all over the girl

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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ethnomethodologist

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"Be a man"

Just hand her something to wipe it off with, unless of course she's sleeping you stupid fvck.
 

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always have some towels prepared before sex. They're a must for cleaning sweat and semen after sex. It's better to have them in bed, so you can shortly clean up and relax (lay, cuddle, hug, etc).
 

Tomatoes

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This is just common sense i thought?
 

djbr

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Try Diesel Oil.

Or maybe Gasoline!

(after a while...)

YAAAAAAAY!!! :cuss:

DUDE, I'M BURNING!


haha, now seriously. Take a shower, duh! :up:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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El MonoLoco

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Man this reminds me of this one time after sex I got up and started cleaning off my schlong and wipin the sweat off my body and I had left a huge load all over this girls stomach.......
She started b*tchin about "why was I cleaning myself first" when she's layin there with my spunk all over her...

Oh boy was she mad about that....she still let me hit it the next day though.....ha ha ha
 

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Damn, my ex-gf liked everything I do. Talk about kinky sex! :woo:

Dude, these are the things I miss, hehe :)
 

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I've always liked blowing my load on the girl's back. Might be because I like doggy so much, I don't know.

However, I automatically get some tissues, and wipe it off. Once you've done it a few times, you get to know how to get he skin touch-dry.

This usually impresses them, i've even had "wow, you're a clean and tidy boy, arent you???"

and a couple of times, they have obliged to clean my ding-dong using only their mouth.

So....

Clean after your selves boys! it pays off!
 
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