"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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ok so you're getting blown or having sex and you bust it all over the girl

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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ethnomethodologist

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"Be a man"

Just hand her something to wipe it off with, unless of course she's sleeping you stupid fvck.
 

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always have some towels prepared before sex. They're a must for cleaning sweat and semen after sex. It's better to have them in bed, so you can shortly clean up and relax (lay, cuddle, hug, etc).
 

Tomatoes

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This is just common sense i thought?
 

djbr

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Try Diesel Oil.

Or maybe Gasoline!

(after a while...)

YAAAAAAAY!!! :cuss:

DUDE, I'M BURNING!


haha, now seriously. Take a shower, duh! :up:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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El MonoLoco

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Man this reminds me of this one time after sex I got up and started cleaning off my schlong and wipin the sweat off my body and I had left a huge load all over this girls stomach.......
She started b*tchin about "why was I cleaning myself first" when she's layin there with my spunk all over her...

Oh boy was she mad about that....she still let me hit it the next day though.....ha ha ha
 

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Damn, my ex-gf liked everything I do. Talk about kinky sex! :woo:

Dude, these are the things I miss, hehe :)
 

Fash

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I've always liked blowing my load on the girl's back. Might be because I like doggy so much, I don't know.

However, I automatically get some tissues, and wipe it off. Once you've done it a few times, you get to know how to get he skin touch-dry.

This usually impresses them, i've even had "wow, you're a clean and tidy boy, arent you???"

and a couple of times, they have obliged to clean my ding-dong using only their mouth.

So....

Clean after your selves boys! it pays off!
 
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