Jay Reimenschneider
Don Juan
what do you do to clean her up?
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
ok so you're getting blown or having sex and you bust it all over the girl
- Thread starter Jay Reimenschneider
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
ethnomethodologist
Master Don Juan
"Be a man"
Just hand her something to wipe it off with, unless of course she's sleeping you stupid fvck.
Just hand her something to wipe it off with, unless of course she's sleeping you stupid fvck.
Tomatoes
Master Don Juan
This is just common sense i thought?
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
El MonoLoco
Master Don Juan
Man this reminds me of this one time after sex I got up and started cleaning off my schlong and wipin the sweat off my body and I had left a huge load all over this girls stomach.......
She started b*tchin about "why was I cleaning myself first" when she's layin there with my spunk all over her...
Oh boy was she mad about that....she still let me hit it the next day though.....ha ha ha
She started b*tchin about "why was I cleaning myself first" when she's layin there with my spunk all over her...
Oh boy was she mad about that....she still let me hit it the next day though.....ha ha ha
I've always liked blowing my load on the girl's back. Might be because I like doggy so much, I don't know.
However, I automatically get some tissues, and wipe it off. Once you've done it a few times, you get to know how to get he skin touch-dry.
This usually impresses them, i've even had "wow, you're a clean and tidy boy, arent you???"
and a couple of times, they have obliged to clean my ding-dong using only their mouth.
So....
Clean after your selves boys! it pays off!
However, I automatically get some tissues, and wipe it off. Once you've done it a few times, you get to know how to get he skin touch-dry.
This usually impresses them, i've even had "wow, you're a clean and tidy boy, arent you???"
and a couple of times, they have obliged to clean my ding-dong using only their mouth.
So....
Clean after your selves boys! it pays off!