Jay Reimenschneider
Don Juan
what do you do to clean her up?
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
ok so you're getting blown or having sex and you bust it all over the girl
- Thread starter Jay Reimenschneider
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
ethnomethodologist
Master Don Juan
"Be a man"
Just hand her something to wipe it off with, unless of course she's sleeping you stupid fvck.
Just hand her something to wipe it off with, unless of course she's sleeping you stupid fvck.
Tomatoes
Master Don Juan
This is just common sense i thought?
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
El MonoLoco
Master Don Juan
Man this reminds me of this one time after sex I got up and started cleaning off my schlong and wipin the sweat off my body and I had left a huge load all over this girls stomach.......
She started b*tchin about "why was I cleaning myself first" when she's layin there with my spunk all over her...
Oh boy was she mad about that....she still let me hit it the next day though.....ha ha ha
She started b*tchin about "why was I cleaning myself first" when she's layin there with my spunk all over her...
Oh boy was she mad about that....she still let me hit it the next day though.....ha ha ha
I've always liked blowing my load on the girl's back. Might be because I like doggy so much, I don't know.
However, I automatically get some tissues, and wipe it off. Once you've done it a few times, you get to know how to get he skin touch-dry.
This usually impresses them, i've even had "wow, you're a clean and tidy boy, arent you???"
and a couple of times, they have obliged to clean my ding-dong using only their mouth.
So....
Clean after your selves boys! it pays off!
However, I automatically get some tissues, and wipe it off. Once you've done it a few times, you get to know how to get he skin touch-dry.
This usually impresses them, i've even had "wow, you're a clean and tidy boy, arent you???"
and a couple of times, they have obliged to clean my ding-dong using only their mouth.
So....
Clean after your selves boys! it pays off!