Jay Reimenschneider
Don Juan
what do you do to clean her up?
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
ok so you're getting blown or having sex and you bust it all over the girl
- Thread starter Jay Reimenschneider
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
ethnomethodologist
Master Don Juan
"Be a man"
Just hand her something to wipe it off with, unless of course she's sleeping you stupid fvck.
Just hand her something to wipe it off with, unless of course she's sleeping you stupid fvck.
Tomatoes
Master Don Juan
This is just common sense i thought?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
El MonoLoco
Master Don Juan
Man this reminds me of this one time after sex I got up and started cleaning off my schlong and wipin the sweat off my body and I had left a huge load all over this girls stomach.......
She started b*tchin about "why was I cleaning myself first" when she's layin there with my spunk all over her...
Oh boy was she mad about that....she still let me hit it the next day though.....ha ha ha
She started b*tchin about "why was I cleaning myself first" when she's layin there with my spunk all over her...
Oh boy was she mad about that....she still let me hit it the next day though.....ha ha ha
I've always liked blowing my load on the girl's back. Might be because I like doggy so much, I don't know.
However, I automatically get some tissues, and wipe it off. Once you've done it a few times, you get to know how to get he skin touch-dry.
This usually impresses them, i've even had "wow, you're a clean and tidy boy, arent you???"
and a couple of times, they have obliged to clean my ding-dong using only their mouth.
So....
Clean after your selves boys! it pays off!
However, I automatically get some tissues, and wipe it off. Once you've done it a few times, you get to know how to get he skin touch-dry.
This usually impresses them, i've even had "wow, you're a clean and tidy boy, arent you???"
and a couple of times, they have obliged to clean my ding-dong using only their mouth.
So....
Clean after your selves boys! it pays off!