"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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ok so you're getting blown or having sex and you bust it all over the girl

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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ethnomethodologist

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Just hand her something to wipe it off with, unless of course she's sleeping you stupid fvck.
 

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always have some towels prepared before sex. They're a must for cleaning sweat and semen after sex. It's better to have them in bed, so you can shortly clean up and relax (lay, cuddle, hug, etc).
 

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This is just common sense i thought?
 

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Try Diesel Oil.

Or maybe Gasoline!

(after a while...)

YAAAAAAAY!!! :cuss:

DUDE, I'M BURNING!


haha, now seriously. Take a shower, duh! :up:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Man this reminds me of this one time after sex I got up and started cleaning off my schlong and wipin the sweat off my body and I had left a huge load all over this girls stomach.......
She started b*tchin about "why was I cleaning myself first" when she's layin there with my spunk all over her...

Oh boy was she mad about that....she still let me hit it the next day though.....ha ha ha
 

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Damn, my ex-gf liked everything I do. Talk about kinky sex! :woo:

Dude, these are the things I miss, hehe :)
 

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I've always liked blowing my load on the girl's back. Might be because I like doggy so much, I don't know.

However, I automatically get some tissues, and wipe it off. Once you've done it a few times, you get to know how to get he skin touch-dry.

This usually impresses them, i've even had "wow, you're a clean and tidy boy, arent you???"

and a couple of times, they have obliged to clean my ding-dong using only their mouth.

So....

Clean after your selves boys! it pays off!
 
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