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Atom smasher smashes male butt named Adam and Rollo loves negotiating desire with his bulletproof game and charming personality!!
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Official Sosuave poster roast thread?
- Thread starter Naughty Ninja
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Aristippus
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Rollo Tomassi is neither rational, nor a male. He/she is in fact an insane, coked-up transsexual.
Aristippus
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Purefilth,
Me, goundra, and Körniger Frischkäse will have to show you how it's done. This is REAL Karate. http://youtu.be/RZ6HQL8orL4
Me, goundra, and Körniger Frischkäse will have to show you how it's done. This is REAL Karate. http://youtu.be/RZ6HQL8orL4
Naughty Ninja
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Naughty Ninja is 43 years old and he still hasn't figured out how to handle a REAL woman.
Atom Smasher
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Naughty Ninja read his own posts and per his signature, drove himself to severe BPD.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Naughty Ninja
Banned
Jair213 posted a thread in "Anything Else" asking if dudes wanted n00des of his BPD ex. No one requested them as they've already gotten them from her on POF.
Purefilth
Master Don Juan
Had me in stitches!Aristippus said:
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How did you obtain rep while still being a virgin? :nervous:sageproduct said:
Purefilth
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The magical mystery of the internet.BeginningDJ said:
I figured it out though. Sageproduct is funny and gets rep for his f/r work.
Samthehobbitt is a foreveralone, never sarges and HE gets rep from the hardcore red-pillheads by making womanhating posts.
sageproduct
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cheap handjobsBeginningDJ said:
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Aristippus
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Aristippus secretly wants one of sageproducts legendary handjobs
sageproduct
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I am mortified. pLEASE wake me up when this nightmare is overAristippus said:
Naughty Ninja
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Backbreaker couldn't restrain his horse racing gambling addiction and placed a bet on the third annual SS approach anxiety contest on which "Stallion" he thought would win..According to BB he won "handsomely"..
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
SamTheHobit
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Lmfao xDNaughty Ninja said:
5string
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Gold! Ninja is a fvckin genius! :crackup:Naughty Ninja said:
5string
Master Don Juan
Judge Nismo is really Anthony Weiner who got busted for sending pics of his package to Justin Beiber.
sageproduct
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It was finally revealed that sosuave is actually a video game. The more replies you get to your trollolol thread, the better you're doing. TheLoner is an up and coming rising star. Maybe one day he can join the recent legendary Hall of Famer: Ronaldo7.
Seriously though guys, it amazes me how completely unable many of you are to recognizing obvious trollololols.
Seriously though guys, it amazes me how completely unable many of you are to recognizing obvious trollololols.
sageproduct
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I've had sex with like over nine thousand HB 10s. I also DP'd every one of them (yep you read that right, i in fact have two penises)Social_Leper said:
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.