Official Sosuave poster roast thread?

[BeDJ]

Danger started his own version of How I Met Your Mother.

 

[Purefilth]

Naughty Ninja uses his heightened senses earned from licking shoes to hunt trolls and reveal them to the SS community

 

[Burroughs]

Rollo finally gave in and banged one of his *pour* girls

he was promptly given wings and ascended to heaven

 

[Mike32ct]

When Zarky is 89, he will be F-ing nurses at the nursing home to reach his 90 by 90 goal.

Mike32ct will never eat buffalo chicken wraps again because it attracts happy hour AWs who invite you over for three movie dates and never put out.

LivefreeX posts field reports about married sex.

Every newbie is a troll.

If you are a new female poster, 20% of SS members will try to help you, 25% will try to get your number via PM, and 55% will insult you AND try to date you.

A few American posters on here use "whilst" instead of "while."

Some of you guys hate paragraphs. Others love comma splices.

Big Jimbo's gf is named BigBimbo.

 

[Down Low]

Эээээээээээээээээ! Дурак!

* * * *

LiveFreeX unwittingly turned his Chinese dream bride into a Western Ho. He told her there's a special chemical in semen that makes women's skin stay young and supple forever. She kept him drained and happy. And was arrested on 2,639 counts of indecent acts on teenage boys.

 

[Mike32ct]

The fake passport and license guy won't accept Mo no poly money to pay for his fake documents.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

Senor Fingers long ago left So Suave to have a sex change and become a prancing, mincing, Broadway show tune humming manicurist who goes by the moniker Senorita Fingers. Sadly to say a copy of the DJ Bible has been buried and collecting dust under a pile of Cosmopolitan magazines in the waiting area of her shop named "So Suavemente".

 

[Atom Smasher]

A few American posters on here use "whilst" instead of "while."

Big Jimbo's gf is named BigBimbo.

"Whilst" is how the Brits say it. Pretty funny.

BigBimbo = :crackup:

 

[Atom Smasher]

It is rumored that Judge Nismo wears a hot pink thong under his robe.

He belongs to the Panty of the Month club, which is regularly delivered to his chambers.

Case closed.

 

[Atom Smasher]

Senor Fingers quit SS to become a proctologist.

He lost his license when he was caught biting his fingernails immediately after an examination.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

Atom Smasher and Vice A.K.A Vise Grip have had several secret meetings in the moderators corner on leaving their positions at SS to open a B.D.S.M dungeon below Senorita Fingers shop. Burroughs, Zarky, DonGorgon and GSPSheilds are to serve as their lifelong gimps.

 

[JohnChops]

Harry Wilmington finds the girl of his dreams. She is SO hot, he actually drools.
He knows that texting KILLS relationships, so is bound and determined to NEVER text her, but only speak to her in person, and occasionally on the phone.

He introduces himself...only to find out she is deaf and communicates ONLY by text.

HAHA this is the best thread ever. "texting KILLS relationships" :crackup: :crackup:

AtomSmasher attempted his name in the laboratory and blew himself up along with the rest of sosuave, leaving all the guys selling high quality fake ids no where to spam

Bradd switched over to tranny girls because of his obsession with banging girls in the ass and realized trannys were more attracted to him than regular women :moon: He is now engaged to Enrique :nervous:

 

[Purefilth]

Upon hearing the revelations, Purefilth has an orgasm but still refuses to clean himself up.

cleaning is womens work.

PureFilth only joined this site originally as the slob is so stupid he thought So Suave was an online Shampoo company

And I can blame SS for my grime.

 

[Atom Smasher]

JohnChops wrote to backbreaker for a link to his headshot. Chops wants to stare into bb's eyes for several hours at a time in order to antagonize his receptors and increase his secretion of Oxytocin to 24/7 production.

The deal has been put on hold as no one can decipher backbreaker's response.

 

[JohnChops]

JohnChops wrote to backbreaker for a link to his headshot. Chops wants to stare into bb's eyes for several hours at a time in order to antagonize his receptors and increase his secretion of Oxytocin to 24/7 production.

The deal has been put on hold as no one can decipher backbreaker's response.

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

 

[Atom Smasher]

After Tittie Man came in from shoveling snow today, he was so cold that his SS user name automatically mutated into:

(^) (^)

He confessed in a PM that this also happens every time he reads one of my posts.

 

[Atom Smasher]

:crackup:
First Adam Smasher, then graduated to Ass Smasher, finally to the fine specimen you see bending before you today. :moon:

Just look at my signature. Picasso told me this right after he stuck it in my ear:

 

[Atom Smasher]

samspade was spotted in a candy store in Nevada sucking on a jolly rancher.

Later he was asked about his favorite TV show, which he revealed to be "Leave it, it's Beever".

(correct spelling was censored).

 

[sageproduct]

Körniger Frischkäse is in fact THE GUY IN THE VIDEO BELOW.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJg66F8Bzc8

After his business venture failed, he retreated to SS in order to boast of how badly he hates martial arts.

 

[Purefilth]

Körniger Frischkäse is in fact THE GUY IN THE VIDEO BELOW.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJg66F8Bzc8

After his business venture failed, he retreated to SS in order to boast of how badly he hates martial arts.

Little did he know he shouldve taken the class I Teach.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGL_vNtelrM





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