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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Official Sosuave poster roast thread?
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Aristippus
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Rollo Tomassi is neither rational, nor a male. He/she is in fact an insane, coked-up transsexual.
Aristippus
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Purefilth,
Me, goundra, and Körniger Frischkäse will have to show you how it's done. This is REAL Karate. http://youtu.be/RZ6HQL8orL4
Me, goundra, and Körniger Frischkäse will have to show you how it's done. This is REAL Karate. http://youtu.be/RZ6HQL8orL4
Naughty Ninja
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Naughty Ninja is 43 years old and he still hasn't figured out how to handle a REAL woman.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
Naughty Ninja read his own posts and per his signature, drove himself to severe BPD.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Naughty Ninja
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Jair213 posted a thread in "Anything Else" asking if dudes wanted n00des of his BPD ex. No one requested them as they've already gotten them from her on POF.
Purefilth
Master Don Juan
Had me in stitches!Aristippus said:
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How did you obtain rep while still being a virgin? :nervous:sageproduct said:
Purefilth
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The magical mystery of the internet.BeginningDJ said:
I figured it out though. Sageproduct is funny and gets rep for his f/r work.
Samthehobbitt is a foreveralone, never sarges and HE gets rep from the hardcore red-pillheads by making womanhating posts.
sageproduct
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cheap handjobsBeginningDJ said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Aristippus
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Aristippus secretly wants one of sageproducts legendary handjobs
sageproduct
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I am mortified. pLEASE wake me up when this nightmare is overAristippus said:
Naughty Ninja
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Backbreaker couldn't restrain his horse racing gambling addiction and placed a bet on the third annual SS approach anxiety contest on which "Stallion" he thought would win..According to BB he won "handsomely"..
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
SamTheHobit
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Lmfao xDNaughty Ninja said:
5string
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Gold! Ninja is a fvckin genius! :crackup:Naughty Ninja said:
5string
Master Don Juan
Judge Nismo is really Anthony Weiner who got busted for sending pics of his package to Justin Beiber.
sageproduct
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It was finally revealed that sosuave is actually a video game. The more replies you get to your trollolol thread, the better you're doing. TheLoner is an up and coming rising star. Maybe one day he can join the recent legendary Hall of Famer: Ronaldo7.
Seriously though guys, it amazes me how completely unable many of you are to recognizing obvious trollololols.
Seriously though guys, it amazes me how completely unable many of you are to recognizing obvious trollololols.
sageproduct
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I've had sex with like over nine thousand HB 10s. I also DP'd every one of them (yep you read that right, i in fact have two penises)Social_Leper said:
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.