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If this is your first visit to SoSuave, I would advise you to START HERE.

It will be the most efficient use of your time.

And you will learn everything you need to know to become a huge success with women.

Thank you for visiting and have a great day!

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nismo-4

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Atom smasher smashes male butt named Adam and Rollo loves negotiating desire with his bulletproof game and charming personality!!
 

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Rollo Tomassi is neither rational, nor a male. He/she is in fact an insane, coked-up transsexual.
 

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Naughty Ninja is 43 years old and he still hasn't figured out how to handle a REAL woman.
 

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Naughty Ninja read his own posts and per his signature, drove himself to severe BPD.
 

Tell her a little about yourself, but not too much. Maintain some mystery. Give her something to think about and wonder about when she's at home.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

Naughty Ninja

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Jair213 posted a thread in "Anything Else" asking if dudes wanted n00des of his BPD ex. No one requested them as they've already gotten them from her on POF.
 

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BeginningDJ said:
How did you obtain rep while still being a virgin? :nervous:
The magical mystery of the internet.

I figured it out though. Sageproduct is funny and gets rep for his f/r work.

Samthehobbitt is a foreveralone, never sarges and HE gets rep from the hardcore red-pillheads by making womanhating posts.
 

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BeginningDJ said:
How did you obtain rep while still being a virgin? :nervous:
cheap handjobs
 

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Backbreaker couldn't restrain his horse racing gambling addiction and placed a bet on the third annual SS approach anxiety contest on which "Stallion" he thought would win..According to BB he won "handsomely"..
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Naughty Ninja said:
Backbreaker couldn't restrain his horse racing gambling addiction and placed a bet on the third annual SS approach anxiety contest on which "Stallion" he thought would win..According to BB he won "handsomely"..
Lmfao xD
 

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Naughty Ninja said:
Backbreaker couldn't restrain his horse racing gambling addiction and placed a bet on the third annual SS approach anxiety contest on which "Stallion" he thought would win..According to BB he won "handsomely"..
Gold! Ninja is a fvckin genius! :crackup:
 

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Judge Nismo is really Anthony Weiner who got busted for sending pics of his package to Justin Beiber.
 

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It was finally revealed that sosuave is actually a video game. The more replies you get to your trollolol thread, the better you're doing. TheLoner is an up and coming rising star. Maybe one day he can join the recent legendary Hall of Famer: Ronaldo7.



Seriously though guys, it amazes me how completely unable many of you are to recognizing obvious trollololols.
 

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Social_Leper said:
Explains why people still listen to your ass.









OOoooooooooh no he didn't?!!
I've had sex with like over nine thousand HB 10s. I also DP'd every one of them (yep you read that right, i in fact have two penises)
 
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