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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Official Sosuave poster roast thread?
- Thread starter Naughty Ninja
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Aristippus
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Rollo Tomassi is neither rational, nor a male. He/she is in fact an insane, coked-up transsexual.
Aristippus
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Purefilth,
Me, goundra, and Körniger Frischkäse will have to show you how it's done. This is REAL Karate. http://youtu.be/RZ6HQL8orL4
Me, goundra, and Körniger Frischkäse will have to show you how it's done. This is REAL Karate. http://youtu.be/RZ6HQL8orL4
Naughty Ninja
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Naughty Ninja is 43 years old and he still hasn't figured out how to handle a REAL woman.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
Naughty Ninja read his own posts and per his signature, drove himself to severe BPD.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Naughty Ninja
Banned
Jair213 posted a thread in "Anything Else" asking if dudes wanted n00des of his BPD ex. No one requested them as they've already gotten them from her on POF.
Purefilth
Master Don Juan
Had me in stitches!Aristippus said:
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How did you obtain rep while still being a virgin? :nervous:sageproduct said:
Purefilth
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The magical mystery of the internet.BeginningDJ said:
I figured it out though. Sageproduct is funny and gets rep for his f/r work.
Samthehobbitt is a foreveralone, never sarges and HE gets rep from the hardcore red-pillheads by making womanhating posts.
sageproduct
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cheap handjobsBeginningDJ said:
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Aristippus
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Aristippus secretly wants one of sageproducts legendary handjobs
sageproduct
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I am mortified. pLEASE wake me up when this nightmare is overAristippus said:
Naughty Ninja
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Backbreaker couldn't restrain his horse racing gambling addiction and placed a bet on the third annual SS approach anxiety contest on which "Stallion" he thought would win..According to BB he won "handsomely"..
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
SamTheHobit
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Lmfao xDNaughty Ninja said:
5string
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Gold! Ninja is a fvckin genius! :crackup:Naughty Ninja said:
5string
Master Don Juan
Judge Nismo is really Anthony Weiner who got busted for sending pics of his package to Justin Beiber.
sageproduct
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It was finally revealed that sosuave is actually a video game. The more replies you get to your trollolol thread, the better you're doing. TheLoner is an up and coming rising star. Maybe one day he can join the recent legendary Hall of Famer: Ronaldo7.
Seriously though guys, it amazes me how completely unable many of you are to recognizing obvious trollololols.
Seriously though guys, it amazes me how completely unable many of you are to recognizing obvious trollololols.
sageproduct
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I've had sex with like over nine thousand HB 10s. I also DP'd every one of them (yep you read that right, i in fact have two penises)Social_Leper said:
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.