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Atom smasher smashes male butt named Adam and Rollo loves negotiating desire with his bulletproof game and charming personality!!
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Official Sosuave poster roast thread?
- Thread starter Naughty Ninja
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Aristippus
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Rollo Tomassi is neither rational, nor a male. He/she is in fact an insane, coked-up transsexual.
Aristippus
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Purefilth,
Me, goundra, and Körniger Frischkäse will have to show you how it's done. This is REAL Karate. http://youtu.be/RZ6HQL8orL4
Me, goundra, and Körniger Frischkäse will have to show you how it's done. This is REAL Karate. http://youtu.be/RZ6HQL8orL4
Naughty Ninja
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Naughty Ninja is 43 years old and he still hasn't figured out how to handle a REAL woman.
Atom Smasher
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Naughty Ninja read his own posts and per his signature, drove himself to severe BPD.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Naughty Ninja
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Jair213 posted a thread in "Anything Else" asking if dudes wanted n00des of his BPD ex. No one requested them as they've already gotten them from her on POF.
Purefilth
Master Don Juan
Had me in stitches!Aristippus said:
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How did you obtain rep while still being a virgin? :nervous:sageproduct said:
Purefilth
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The magical mystery of the internet.BeginningDJ said:
I figured it out though. Sageproduct is funny and gets rep for his f/r work.
Samthehobbitt is a foreveralone, never sarges and HE gets rep from the hardcore red-pillheads by making womanhating posts.
sageproduct
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cheap handjobsBeginningDJ said:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Aristippus
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Aristippus secretly wants one of sageproducts legendary handjobs
sageproduct
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I am mortified. pLEASE wake me up when this nightmare is overAristippus said:
Naughty Ninja
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Backbreaker couldn't restrain his horse racing gambling addiction and placed a bet on the third annual SS approach anxiety contest on which "Stallion" he thought would win..According to BB he won "handsomely"..
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
SamTheHobit
Master Don Juan
Lmfao xDNaughty Ninja said:
5string
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Gold! Ninja is a fvckin genius! :crackup:Naughty Ninja said:
5string
Master Don Juan
Judge Nismo is really Anthony Weiner who got busted for sending pics of his package to Justin Beiber.
sageproduct
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It was finally revealed that sosuave is actually a video game. The more replies you get to your trollolol thread, the better you're doing. TheLoner is an up and coming rising star. Maybe one day he can join the recent legendary Hall of Famer: Ronaldo7.
Seriously though guys, it amazes me how completely unable many of you are to recognizing obvious trollololols.
Seriously though guys, it amazes me how completely unable many of you are to recognizing obvious trollololols.
sageproduct
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I've had sex with like over nine thousand HB 10s. I also DP'd every one of them (yep you read that right, i in fact have two penises)Social_Leper said:
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.