Señor Fingers
Master Don Juan
Just goes to show that looks don't really matter as much as we think.
For you she's HB10, but for me she is Bride of Chucky
For you she's HB10, but for me she is Bride of Chucky
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
O...M...G... hottest chick ever?
- Thread starter Crazy Asian
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Master Bates
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She has really pretty eyes, great hair, nice face, and the freckles are alright. Not a good shot of her body though. Definitely doable.
Rebound Material
Master Don Juan
I gotta say im a bit dissapointed. Freckles never actually appealed to me, in fact it turns me off. But hey, if you like what you see then all power to you.Crazy Asian said:
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Crazy Asian
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the body is awesome, but the face is like a 4!!!!ChrizZ said:
wtf.
Yuk! She looks like a malnourished tranny.ChrizZ said:
I'll give a few 10s out of various ethnicities and body types... Natalie Portman, Raquel Welch, Halle Berry, Winona Ryder, Tia Carrera, Beyonce, Debbie Harry... referring to them in their prime of course.
And it's not subjective, I'm right and anyone who disagrees with my choices is wrong.
stuka1939
Banned
Defintely attractive and probably better looking than alot of women.
A solid 8.
A solid 8.
just so suave
Senior Don Juan
Crazy Asian, i wouldn't even tap that, but if you lose you sh1t over her, fairplay 
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
she has that 7-7.5 wallflower look. Seems like a bad picture really. Not gorgeous but kinda cute. And her eyes look crooked. Lol
Edit: Upon further inspection I noticed the schooner of beer, I restate that to read hb8.5
Definately bonus points.
Edit: Upon further inspection I noticed the schooner of beer, I restate that to read hb8.5
Definately bonus points.
stuka1939
Banned
Wow, I figured the girl is a headturner because she has pretty eyes and fair skin giving her an "an angelic looking" appearance.
ezily
Senior Don Juan
Hey OK what about this pic of Kady:Crazy Asian said:
http://www.americanidol.com/photos/?set=497&seq=0
I only chose this one because it's not airbrushed or anything like her picture on the main page probably is. But still, I don't see how she is only a 7 and the girl with the weird face is a 10. To each his own I guess. Though I'm still curious why you think Kady is a 7.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
ezily
Senior Don Juan
:crackup: that's cool. Who do you think is hot (i.e. a 10)? I mean I'm just having a hard time seeing how she's just average. You must come into contact with some really attractive girls. Sure she's only 18 and that picture doesn't really do her justice but still...ChrizZ said:
wootapotky
Senior Don Juan
Hmm, I'd say a 6-7. And for Kady Malloy a 7.
Personally I like Rose Byrne.
http://us.imdb.com/media/rm1243453952/nm0126284
Is she a 10 to me? For now, at least. In a couple of months maybe not.
Personally I like Rose Byrne.
http://us.imdb.com/media/rm1243453952/nm0126284
Is she a 10 to me? For now, at least. In a couple of months maybe not.
ezily
Senior Don Juan
you know, it's actually a good thing that everyone has their own tastes. Because if they didn't then everyone would be chasing the exact same girls. Look, personally I'm not a huge fan of blondes but they just look a little hotter to me. I'm not entirely sure why.
btw I would give Rose Byrne a 7.5.
btw I would give Rose Byrne a 7.5.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.