Señor Fingers
Master Don Juan
Just goes to show that looks don't really matter as much as we think.
For you she's HB10, but for me she is Bride of Chucky
For you she's HB10, but for me she is Bride of Chucky
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
O...M...G... hottest chick ever?
- Thread starter Crazy Asian
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Master Bates
Master Don Juan
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She has really pretty eyes, great hair, nice face, and the freckles are alright. Not a good shot of her body though. Definitely doable.
Rebound Material
Master Don Juan
I gotta say im a bit dissapointed. Freckles never actually appealed to me, in fact it turns me off. But hey, if you like what you see then all power to you.Crazy Asian said:
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Crazy Asian
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the body is awesome, but the face is like a 4!!!!ChrizZ said:
wtf.
Yuk! She looks like a malnourished tranny.ChrizZ said:
I'll give a few 10s out of various ethnicities and body types... Natalie Portman, Raquel Welch, Halle Berry, Winona Ryder, Tia Carrera, Beyonce, Debbie Harry... referring to them in their prime of course.
And it's not subjective, I'm right and anyone who disagrees with my choices is wrong.
stuka1939
Banned
Defintely attractive and probably better looking than alot of women.
A solid 8.
A solid 8.
just so suave
Senior Don Juan
Crazy Asian, i wouldn't even tap that, but if you lose you sh1t over her, fairplay 
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
she has that 7-7.5 wallflower look. Seems like a bad picture really. Not gorgeous but kinda cute. And her eyes look crooked. Lol
Edit: Upon further inspection I noticed the schooner of beer, I restate that to read hb8.5
Definately bonus points.
Edit: Upon further inspection I noticed the schooner of beer, I restate that to read hb8.5
Definately bonus points.
stuka1939
Banned
Wow, I figured the girl is a headturner because she has pretty eyes and fair skin giving her an "an angelic looking" appearance.
ezily
Senior Don Juan
Hey OK what about this pic of Kady:Crazy Asian said:
http://www.americanidol.com/photos/?set=497&seq=0
I only chose this one because it's not airbrushed or anything like her picture on the main page probably is. But still, I don't see how she is only a 7 and the girl with the weird face is a 10. To each his own I guess. Though I'm still curious why you think Kady is a 7.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
ezily
Senior Don Juan
:crackup: that's cool. Who do you think is hot (i.e. a 10)? I mean I'm just having a hard time seeing how she's just average. You must come into contact with some really attractive girls. Sure she's only 18 and that picture doesn't really do her justice but still...ChrizZ said:
wootapotky
Senior Don Juan
Hmm, I'd say a 6-7. And for Kady Malloy a 7.
Personally I like Rose Byrne.
http://us.imdb.com/media/rm1243453952/nm0126284
Is she a 10 to me? For now, at least. In a couple of months maybe not.
Personally I like Rose Byrne.
http://us.imdb.com/media/rm1243453952/nm0126284
Is she a 10 to me? For now, at least. In a couple of months maybe not.
ezily
Senior Don Juan
you know, it's actually a good thing that everyone has their own tastes. Because if they didn't then everyone would be chasing the exact same girls. Look, personally I'm not a huge fan of blondes but they just look a little hotter to me. I'm not entirely sure why.
btw I would give Rose Byrne a 7.5.
btw I would give Rose Byrne a 7.5.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.