Crazy Asian
Master Don Juan
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- Jan 29, 2007
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Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
aw man, are u guys serious?HandyAndy said:ew? id give her a 6.5
lol wut?Michele said:AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAH HE'S SERIOUS!!! HAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
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i can go on.
hell yeah brothabrett012 said:you're not weird, I would give her a 10 too. Something to do with the freckles.
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
dogg... i ALMOST dated a chick that looked like kady malloy and was the nicest chick you'd ever meet... oh my god... gorgeous.ezily said:yeah only a 6.5 or so. Come on. Look at Kady Malloy (girl on American Idol) if you want to see a 10.
ezily said:yeah only a 6.5 or so. Come on. Look at Kady Malloy (girl on American Idol) if you want to see a 10.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? I guess that's your opinion but still... here look at this pic:Crazy Asian said:i looked her up, i'd give her a 7.
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Yes, mad gay.krazyboy99 said:also the title of this thread is mad gay
she looks even lower than a 7 to me in that pic.ezily said:ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? I guess that's your opinion but still... here look at this pic:
http://www.rickey.org/?cat=192
Why is the girl you picked hotter in your mind? I'm curious.
Oh and Arcangelo, you are a very lucky man.
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.