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user43770
Guest
The original Poon King. I would have sworn that they were the same person, but they both denied it via PM
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Mike32ct
Master Don Juan
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Nah, I think Poon King and Play Her Man were later imitators.
TLDR: There was no Burroughs-lite lol.
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user43770
Guest
Yeah, burroughs was the first poster to ever reference Briffault's Law. And he did it constantly. And the first to use red ink.
Poon King took his style and ran with it. Made a name for himself in his own right.
AttackFormation
Master Don Juan
Poon King/PHM was a clown... going back and reading his posts, what a joke.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
backseatjuan
Banned
Mike32ct
Master Don Juan
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Espi has left us. Not sure about Guru.
Who Dares Win
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Really? do we know they reason why espi left?
Mike32ct
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I have no idea
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
His politics did not align with the views of the other mods. This site is very right wing.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Who Dares Win
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Thats bad, I didnt share his political view but he was a positive user to talk about many topics.
Guru is probably posting with some other nick, just pick any that brags about being a top alpha among the top alphas yet flood the board with 100 messages daily when is around...maybe he is a public employee that would explain the free time.
Mike32ct
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Yeah I always liked Espi. Didn’t pay attention to Guru posts.
logicallefty
Moderator
Fact Check: He got fired for being a mod because he was trying to micromanage the rest of the MOD team and being a jerk.
BB You’ve been a really good member overall other than your hatred for the mod team. You’ve been a solid contributor. But if the site does not align with your views why do you keep coming back? I always find it fascinating people that bash sosuave and keep returning. Enlighten me.
AttackFormation
Master Don Juan
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Someone has to keep you idiots from letting this place turn into the training ground for the next right wing nutball terrorist. You let white supremacist propaganda stay up undeleted, and that's funny and all, but don't you think they go through the internet records of the nutballs who get arrested? What would it do to this place if we were the site that radicalized the next mass murderer? I want to be the one pointing out these things before they happen. You can take that as hatred if you want, but I think of it as constructive criticism.
logicallefty
Moderator
There is a term for what you’re trying to do but I can’t think of it off the top of my head.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
I vote for @Bible_Belt to be a moderator and show the world how it's supposed to be done.
backseatjuan
Banned
It's called bunnylighting.
logicallefty
Moderator
All are welcome to apply, even those with a disdain for our shop. Maybe Allen lays in bed at night thinking about one of his 96,000+ members being the next Timothy McVeigh and wants someone to keep us all in line.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.