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user43770
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The original Poon King. I would have sworn that they were the same person, but they both denied it via PM
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Mike32ct
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Nah, I think Poon King and Play Her Man were later imitators.
TLDR: There was no Burroughs-lite lol.
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user43770
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Yeah, burroughs was the first poster to ever reference Briffault's Law. And he did it constantly. And the first to use red ink.
Poon King took his style and ran with it. Made a name for himself in his own right.
AttackFormation
Master Don Juan
Poon King/PHM was a clown... going back and reading his posts, what a joke.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
backseatjuan
Banned
Mike32ct
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Espi has left us. Not sure about Guru.
Who Dares Win
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Really? do we know they reason why espi left?
Mike32ct
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I have no idea
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
His politics did not align with the views of the other mods. This site is very right wing.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Who Dares Win
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Thats bad, I didnt share his political view but he was a positive user to talk about many topics.
Guru is probably posting with some other nick, just pick any that brags about being a top alpha among the top alphas yet flood the board with 100 messages daily when is around...maybe he is a public employee that would explain the free time.
Mike32ct
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Yeah I always liked Espi. Didn’t pay attention to Guru posts.
logicallefty
Moderator
Fact Check: He got fired for being a mod because he was trying to micromanage the rest of the MOD team and being a jerk.
BB You’ve been a really good member overall other than your hatred for the mod team. You’ve been a solid contributor. But if the site does not align with your views why do you keep coming back? I always find it fascinating people that bash sosuave and keep returning. Enlighten me.
AttackFormation
Master Don Juan
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Someone has to keep you idiots from letting this place turn into the training ground for the next right wing nutball terrorist. You let white supremacist propaganda stay up undeleted, and that's funny and all, but don't you think they go through the internet records of the nutballs who get arrested? What would it do to this place if we were the site that radicalized the next mass murderer? I want to be the one pointing out these things before they happen. You can take that as hatred if you want, but I think of it as constructive criticism.
logicallefty
Moderator
There is a term for what you’re trying to do but I can’t think of it off the top of my head.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
I vote for @Bible_Belt to be a moderator and show the world how it's supposed to be done.
backseatjuan
Banned
It's called bunnylighting.
logicallefty
Moderator
All are welcome to apply, even those with a disdain for our shop. Maybe Allen lays in bed at night thinking about one of his 96,000+ members being the next Timothy McVeigh and wants someone to keep us all in line.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.