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user43770
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The original Poon King. I would have sworn that they were the same person, but they both denied it via PM
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Mike32ct
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Nah, I think Poon King and Play Her Man were later imitators.
TLDR: There was no Burroughs-lite lol.
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user43770
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Yeah, burroughs was the first poster to ever reference Briffault's Law. And he did it constantly. And the first to use red ink.
Poon King took his style and ran with it. Made a name for himself in his own right.
AttackFormation
Master Don Juan
Poon King/PHM was a clown... going back and reading his posts, what a joke.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
backseatjuan
Banned
Mike32ct
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Espi has left us. Not sure about Guru.
Who Dares Win
Master Don Juan
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Really? do we know they reason why espi left?
Mike32ct
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I have no idea
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
His politics did not align with the views of the other mods. This site is very right wing.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Who Dares Win
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Thats bad, I didnt share his political view but he was a positive user to talk about many topics.
Guru is probably posting with some other nick, just pick any that brags about being a top alpha among the top alphas yet flood the board with 100 messages daily when is around...maybe he is a public employee that would explain the free time.
Mike32ct
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Yeah I always liked Espi. Didn’t pay attention to Guru posts.
logicallefty
Moderator
Fact Check: He got fired for being a mod because he was trying to micromanage the rest of the MOD team and being a jerk.
BB You’ve been a really good member overall other than your hatred for the mod team. You’ve been a solid contributor. But if the site does not align with your views why do you keep coming back? I always find it fascinating people that bash sosuave and keep returning. Enlighten me.
AttackFormation
Master Don Juan
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Someone has to keep you idiots from letting this place turn into the training ground for the next right wing nutball terrorist. You let white supremacist propaganda stay up undeleted, and that's funny and all, but don't you think they go through the internet records of the nutballs who get arrested? What would it do to this place if we were the site that radicalized the next mass murderer? I want to be the one pointing out these things before they happen. You can take that as hatred if you want, but I think of it as constructive criticism.
logicallefty
Moderator
There is a term for what you’re trying to do but I can’t think of it off the top of my head.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
I vote for @Bible_Belt to be a moderator and show the world how it's supposed to be done.
backseatjuan
Banned
It's called bunnylighting.
logicallefty
Moderator
All are welcome to apply, even those with a disdain for our shop. Maybe Allen lays in bed at night thinking about one of his 96,000+ members being the next Timothy McVeigh and wants someone to keep us all in line.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.