"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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My LTR of 1.5 years left the bar with another guy...

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damn.... OP is a troll, just looked at his past comments... never making sense and trying to stir up some controversy

I hate it.... someone please delete this post
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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This can't be real imo. Just too far out there.

He's trying to be an extreme example of an AFC.
 
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CHICAGO27 said:
You cannot trust women! Ever! I've had some bad things happen to me over the years but this tops it.

I actually would have decked the guy if he was dancing with my gf of 1.5 years like that. Generally I wouldn't react like that but that level of betrayal would have warrented that. I would have kicked has arse and walked away - forever.

Dude, I feel for you! I know you are probably hurting now. Do not allow yourself to be reeled back in. Walk away!
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The guy could've wiped the floor with me. :(
 
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pipe007 said:
damn.... OP is a troll, just looked at his past comments... never making sense and trying to stir up some controversy

I hate it.... someone please delete this post
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idk if you know for sure this is fake then thats just pathetic to make up a story like this...but truth be told i was thinking this **** was unbelievable when i was reading it.. but if it is true...i wuldnt be suprised....
 
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P_Dawg_Jalapeno said:
The guy could've wiped the floor with me. :(
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Sometimes it's better to show honor than to allow yourself to be a stooge...

At least you would have made a stand, even if it mean't you got your arse kicked.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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pipe007 said:
damn.... OP is a troll, just looked at his past comments... never making sense and trying to stir up some controversy

I hate it.... someone please delete this post
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I am NOT!
 
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She got fvcked hard. Dump the bi*tch your better than that homie
 
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well it could be true... but a 1.5 year LTR in front of your face?

lol well my 1 month date did this to me last saturday, we went clubbing, she was into me, until the taller better guy came along, and he bumped into her by accident, and they started talking, then flirting,,,,, in front of me

and she was giving me her back!! while doing it... lol, when the guy was about to walk away, she grabbed his arm, and told him "why are you leaving"? I was in shock.... 20 minutes before that she was all over me kissing me....

and I couldnt walk away because she picked me up in her car... so I had to swallow the whole thing....I never let them get away from my sight, so Im sure she didnt get a number though lol, but we never spoke again after that...

next!
 
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CHICAGO27 said:
Sometimes it's better to show honor than to allow yourself to be a stooge...

At least you would have made a stand, even if it mean't you got your arse kicked.
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So, I'd have gotten beat up, probably assult charges, and that **** would've still left with ol' Goliath of Gath. Yay. I seriously hope she caught an STD from him... and maybe got her pregnant too. That'd make me feel better.
 
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pipe007 said:
well it could be true... but a 1.5 year LTR in front of your face?

lol well my 1 month date did this to me last saturday, we went clubbing, she was into me, until the taller better guy came along, and he bumped into her by accident, and they started talking, then flirting,,,,, in front of me

and she was giving me her back!! while doing it... lol, when the guy was about to walk away, she grabbed his arm, and told him "why are you leaving"? I was in shock.... 20 minutes before that she was all over me kissing me....

and I couldnt walk away because she picked me up in her car... so I had to swallow the whole thing....I never let them get away from my sight, so Im sure she didnt get a number though lol, but we never spoke again after that...

next!
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In front of my face... :( Look, not all of my posts have been entirely serious, but some of them have, and this is.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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when did this happen? yesterday?
has she tried to contact you again? or just that "hey" message
 
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That is beyond f$cked up. I am so sorry to hear that.

Like the others said though, you must maintain total radio silence.

Mark my words, she will use texting or possibly a phone message (probably several) to try to guilt trip you into contacting her. She'll try to mess with your emotions and make you feel like the bad guy who "misunderstood" or "overreacted.". Please be strong and don't fall for it. She just wants to know that you aren't mad at her to relieve her own guilt or alternatively to blame the victim and deflect the guilt onto you. Scr&w that. 100 percent radio silence is critical.

If you have any belongings of hers, maybe return them, but that's it. She's done. Like Backbreaker said use this to light a fire to improve yourself like never before.

If her contacting you becomes a nuisance, change your cell number. There might be a small fee, but it will be the best say $40 you ever spent. Give the new number only to family and close friends (not in her social circle.)
 
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trooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
 
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I dont buy this; has to be a troll.

No one can be this much of a pu**y, and I dont think a girl would do this to a 1.5 LTR, no matter how sl**ty she is.

TROLL!!
 
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pipe007 said:
damn.... OP is a troll, just looked at his past comments... never making sense and trying to stir up some controversy

I hate it.... someone please delete this post
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Yes, he's a troll.

And worst of all, he's the kind of troll who has time to think up and write these stories on an internet message board just to play games with strangers.

And then the time to come back and respond to the thread.

And then the time to return to the message board after it's already been established that he's a troll.

If anyone needs some DJ Bible advice it's this guy. Internet trolling for a hobby is not a sign of success with women....or anything else really.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Everytime this guy posts, I just grab the popcorn and get ready for trolling comedy gold.

Said to say a few fall for it though, and with good advice. Hopefully others read the advice. Something like this COULD actually happen, but I'm 100% sure that with this guy, it didn't.

This is why I usually check a poster's history before I take the time to write out a response.
 
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pipe007 said:
when did this happen? yesterday?
has she tried to contact you again? or just that "hey" message
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Just the "hey" and "hows your morning going?" messages. This sucks. I feel lonesome as hell right now. There's no way I'm going to work on Monday... I need to get some pot too.
 
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Not buying this one.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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