"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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My LTR of 1.5 years left the bar with another guy...

pipe007

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damn.... OP is a troll, just looked at his past comments... never making sense and trying to stir up some controversy

I hate it.... someone please delete this post
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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This can't be real imo. Just too far out there.

He's trying to be an extreme example of an AFC.
 

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CHICAGO27 said:
You cannot trust women! Ever! I've had some bad things happen to me over the years but this tops it.

I actually would have decked the guy if he was dancing with my gf of 1.5 years like that. Generally I wouldn't react like that but that level of betrayal would have warrented that. I would have kicked has arse and walked away - forever.

Dude, I feel for you! I know you are probably hurting now. Do not allow yourself to be reeled back in. Walk away!
The guy could've wiped the floor with me. :(
 

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pipe007 said:
damn.... OP is a troll, just looked at his past comments... never making sense and trying to stir up some controversy

I hate it.... someone please delete this post

idk if you know for sure this is fake then thats just pathetic to make up a story like this...but truth be told i was thinking this **** was unbelievable when i was reading it.. but if it is true...i wuldnt be suprised....
 

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P_Dawg_Jalapeno said:
The guy could've wiped the floor with me. :(
Sometimes it's better to show honor than to allow yourself to be a stooge...

At least you would have made a stand, even if it mean't you got your arse kicked.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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pipe007 said:
damn.... OP is a troll, just looked at his past comments... never making sense and trying to stir up some controversy

I hate it.... someone please delete this post

I am NOT!
 

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She got fvcked hard. Dump the bi*tch your better than that homie
 

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well it could be true... but a 1.5 year LTR in front of your face?

lol well my 1 month date did this to me last saturday, we went clubbing, she was into me, until the taller better guy came along, and he bumped into her by accident, and they started talking, then flirting,,,,, in front of me

and she was giving me her back!! while doing it... lol, when the guy was about to walk away, she grabbed his arm, and told him "why are you leaving"? I was in shock.... 20 minutes before that she was all over me kissing me....

and I couldnt walk away because she picked me up in her car... so I had to swallow the whole thing....I never let them get away from my sight, so Im sure she didnt get a number though lol, but we never spoke again after that...

next!
 

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CHICAGO27 said:
Sometimes it's better to show honor than to allow yourself to be a stooge...

At least you would have made a stand, even if it mean't you got your arse kicked.
So, I'd have gotten beat up, probably assult charges, and that **** would've still left with ol' Goliath of Gath. Yay. I seriously hope she caught an STD from him... and maybe got her pregnant too. That'd make me feel better.
 

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pipe007 said:
well it could be true... but a 1.5 year LTR in front of your face?

lol well my 1 month date did this to me last saturday, we went clubbing, she was into me, until the taller better guy came along, and he bumped into her by accident, and they started talking, then flirting,,,,, in front of me

and she was giving me her back!! while doing it... lol, when the guy was about to walk away, she grabbed his arm, and told him "why are you leaving"? I was in shock.... 20 minutes before that she was all over me kissing me....

and I couldnt walk away because she picked me up in her car... so I had to swallow the whole thing....I never let them get away from my sight, so Im sure she didnt get a number though lol, but we never spoke again after that...

next!
In front of my face... :( Look, not all of my posts have been entirely serious, but some of them have, and this is.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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when did this happen? yesterday?
has she tried to contact you again? or just that "hey" message
 

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That is beyond f$cked up. I am so sorry to hear that.

Like the others said though, you must maintain total radio silence.

Mark my words, she will use texting or possibly a phone message (probably several) to try to guilt trip you into contacting her. She'll try to mess with your emotions and make you feel like the bad guy who "misunderstood" or "overreacted.". Please be strong and don't fall for it. She just wants to know that you aren't mad at her to relieve her own guilt or alternatively to blame the victim and deflect the guilt onto you. Scr&w that. 100 percent radio silence is critical.

If you have any belongings of hers, maybe return them, but that's it. She's done. Like Backbreaker said use this to light a fire to improve yourself like never before.

If her contacting you becomes a nuisance, change your cell number. There might be a small fee, but it will be the best say $40 you ever spent. Give the new number only to family and close friends (not in her social circle.)
 

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trooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
 

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I dont buy this; has to be a troll.

No one can be this much of a pu**y, and I dont think a girl would do this to a 1.5 LTR, no matter how sl**ty she is.

TROLL!!
 

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pipe007 said:
damn.... OP is a troll, just looked at his past comments... never making sense and trying to stir up some controversy

I hate it.... someone please delete this post

Yes, he's a troll.

And worst of all, he's the kind of troll who has time to think up and write these stories on an internet message board just to play games with strangers.

And then the time to come back and respond to the thread.

And then the time to return to the message board after it's already been established that he's a troll.

If anyone needs some DJ Bible advice it's this guy. Internet trolling for a hobby is not a sign of success with women....or anything else really.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Everytime this guy posts, I just grab the popcorn and get ready for trolling comedy gold.

Said to say a few fall for it though, and with good advice. Hopefully others read the advice. Something like this COULD actually happen, but I'm 100% sure that with this guy, it didn't.

This is why I usually check a poster's history before I take the time to write out a response.
 

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pipe007 said:
when did this happen? yesterday?
has she tried to contact you again? or just that "hey" message
Just the "hey" and "hows your morning going?" messages. This sucks. I feel lonesome as hell right now. There's no way I'm going to work on Monday... I need to get some pot too.
 

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Not buying this one.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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