"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My girlfriend 69ed with her ex, but won't 69 with me?!

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I asked her why and she says "I don't know"

What are all possible reasons?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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nightcrawler

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Yoko Kurama said:
I asked her why and she says "I don't know"

What are all possible reasons?
she doesn't feel comfortable with you. You might as well castrate yourself.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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nightcrawler

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Yoko Kurama said:
Maybe you should stop licking your moms harry teat.
maybe you should get a girlfriend that doesn't thik you have a small, stinky penis.
 

trickz

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Maybe she had a bad experience with him?
Maybe she used to wax or keep herself more tidy downstairs with him?

Maybe your balls smell?

Maybe you have a hairy ass and he didn't?


Lots of reasons really.. good luck :up:
 

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Is it just me who don't know what 69 is? Sex position?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Gustav Yavo

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She just not comfortable enough with you, even though its entirely possible she had a bad experience at one point, she'd be willing to give you a chance if she really thought something like in the past couldn't happen with you.

I had this chick who had a bad experience with her previous guy, he forced her head down to give him head, so she broke it off and swore off giving head. I knew i had some work to do so i took it slow, eased down on the pressure and got her worked up then went down on her to show her that i can be gentle with her, its got the bad taste of the previous guy out of her mouth and a week or two later she gave me head.

Its all about comfort, ease her into it, and don't pressure her too much or she'll close up because you'll only reinforce her decision.

Good luck
 

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maybe you smell.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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goodfoot

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Gustav Yavo said:
She just not comfortable enough with you, even though its entirely possible she had a bad experience at one point, she'd be willing to give you a chance if she really thought something like in the past couldn't happen with you.

I had this chick who had a bad experience with her previous guy, he forced her head down to give him head, so she broke it off and swore off giving head. I knew i had some work to do so i took it slow, eased down on the pressure and got her worked up then went down on her to show her that i can be gentle with her, its got the bad taste of the previous guy out of her mouth and a week or two later she gave me head.

Its all about comfort, ease her into it, and don't pressure her too much or she'll close up because you'll only reinforce her decision.

Good luck
You mean she broke IT off??????
 

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Seriously, get over it. 69 is over-rated anyways. It probably turns her off that you're preoccupied with it. Like it's some sort of sick fetish or something.

Concentrate on finding out what she likes and what's enjoyable before she loses interest.
 

Teflon_Mcgee

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pLaYtHiNg said:
Seriously, get over it. 69 is over-rated anyways. It probably turns her off that you're preoccupied with it. Like it's some sort of sick fetish or something.

Concentrate on finding out what she likes and what's enjoyable before she loses interest.
Over-rated?

No way!

Pretty much the best position ever.
 

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pLaYtHiNg said:
Seriously, get over it. 69 is over-rated anyways. It probably turns her off that you're preoccupied with it. Like it's some sort of sick fetish or something.

Concentrate on finding out what she likes and what's enjoyable before she loses interest.
that or perhaps she can't multitask and do two things at once.
i know it is hard for you to believe, but some folks can not give pleasure to someone while they are receiving it at the same time.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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