the pokemaster
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tell me the your views and the pros and cons
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Licking *****?
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Zerotwoonenine
Senior Don Juan
true, if shes not shaved then its a definete no no.
musclyjerk
Senior Don Juan
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I don't do it as it feels undignified.
The Muscly Jerk
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TyTe`EyEs
Master Don Juan
Not the best taste in the world...
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
The chicks I've gone down on were pretty clean.
Pros: If you're good, the chick loves it. Shes more likely to be at your mercy. It shows her you're willing to do what she needs. Don't call this AFC, because it's not. Getting a girl off will help you out in the long run. BELIEVE ME. If shes happy, then you'll be more than happy.
Cons: If you're bad at it, it's the same as having little game. She won't be diggin' it. Also, some girls don't clean, shave, take care of themselves, and you'll be trying to hold down your breakfast.
Pros: If you're good, the chick loves it. Shes more likely to be at your mercy. It shows her you're willing to do what she needs. Don't call this AFC, because it's not. Getting a girl off will help you out in the long run. BELIEVE ME. If shes happy, then you'll be more than happy.
Cons: If you're bad at it, it's the same as having little game. She won't be diggin' it. Also, some girls don't clean, shave, take care of themselves, and you'll be trying to hold down your breakfast.
licking a clean shaven pvssy is great!!! I love it! I used to get this girl I was fvcking a couple of years back to sit on my face and rub her shaven tw@t over it, GREAT!!...69s were good as she shaved her arse crack too! Her hygine was very good!!!
Pros: yeah if you're good then she'll be begging for more!
Cons: if she has a hairy tw@t then you won't enjoy as much - if she's not very clean then you'll be put off for life!
Just lick and suck the cl1t...that'll get them off!! Sticking your tongue in the hole won't do much for her!!!
To be honest I'll only lick a shaven pvssy...
Good luck!
Pros: yeah if you're good then she'll be begging for more!
Cons: if she has a hairy tw@t then you won't enjoy as much - if she's not very clean then you'll be put off for life!
Just lick and suck the cl1t...that'll get them off!! Sticking your tongue in the hole won't do much for her!!!
To be honest I'll only lick a shaven pvssy...
Good luck!
PleasureKing
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heres your check list.
1. your gf?
2. will she suck your c()ck?
3. clean?
1. your gf?
2. will she suck your c()ck?
3. clean?
PleasureKing
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sometimes people do things they wouldnt do when they are really horny.Raikojo17 said:
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
bob88
Don Juan
My last ex didn't have a bad taste at all.Raikojo17 said:
It's a buzz. Great start to any bangin' session, and you can always ask for a little head in return 
Give and take right?
Just don't force yourself down on a stank chick. Just like there are girls with great scents and tastes, there are ones that are..well..awful. If it ain't workin' for ya, get the fvck outta there.
Give and take right?Just don't force yourself down on a stank chick. Just like there are girls with great scents and tastes, there are ones that are..well..awful. If it ain't workin' for ya, get the fvck outta there.
Le Croissant
New Member
Tell her to drink pineapple juice for a week. It'll taste divine.
Trust me, it works!
Trust me, it works!
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
mexican_player2
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if it taste like chicken keep lickin, if it tastes like trout get the **** out
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
Raikojo17 said:
Like I've said...I've gone down on around 4 or 5 chicks, and only one of them had any "taste" or smell what so ever...and it was very subtle.
ThunderMaverick
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My ex girlfriend tasted like wine. It was heaven. Woe to any man who taste anything but sweet down there!
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.