Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Licking *****?

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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The Kidd

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pros: it's the easiest way to get the girl off

cons: it's like licking a sweaty arm pit
 

Zerotwoonenine

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true, if shes not shaved then its a definete no no.
 

TyTe`EyEs

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Not the best taste in the world...
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Skilla_Staz

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The chicks I've gone down on were pretty clean.


Pros: If you're good, the chick loves it. Shes more likely to be at your mercy. It shows her you're willing to do what she needs. Don't call this AFC, because it's not. Getting a girl off will help you out in the long run. BELIEVE ME. If shes happy, then you'll be more than happy.

Cons: If you're bad at it, it's the same as having little game. She won't be diggin' it. Also, some girls don't clean, shave, take care of themselves, and you'll be trying to hold down your breakfast.
 

Macca

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licking a clean shaven pvssy is great!!! I love it! I used to get this girl I was fvcking a couple of years back to sit on my face and rub her shaven tw@t over it, GREAT!!...69s were good as she shaved her arse crack too! Her hygine was very good!!!

Pros: yeah if you're good then she'll be begging for more!

Cons: if she has a hairy tw@t then you won't enjoy as much - if she's not very clean then you'll be put off for life!

Just lick and suck the cl1t...that'll get them off!! Sticking your tongue in the hole won't do much for her!!!

To be honest I'll only lick a shaven pvssy...

Good luck!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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KillaCam

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It's a buzz. Great start to any bangin' session, and you can always ask for a little head in return :up: Give and take right?

Just don't force yourself down on a stank chick. Just like there are girls with great scents and tastes, there are ones that are..well..awful. If it ain't workin' for ya, get the fvck outta there.
 

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PleasureKing said:
heres your check list.

1. your gf?
2. will she suck your c()ck?
3. clean?
Good stuff, good stuff.:up:
 

OUTCRY

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ohh boy, if you get a girl whos sucker is smellin tastin gooood then its great, you get addicted to it. finger her at the same time and shes gonna be twitching and pullin your hair out LOL!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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itishe

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If she's clean and smells good I don't really give a **** if she has a jungle or not.

It's when it stinks that I want to gag like a mofo.
 

Skilla_Staz

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Raikojo17 said:
how do u put up with the taste without throwin up? lol

Like I've said...I've gone down on around 4 or 5 chicks, and only one of them had any "taste" or smell what so ever...and it was very subtle.
 

ThunderMaverick

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My ex girlfriend tasted like wine. It was heaven. Woe to any man who taste anything but sweet down there!
 

amoka

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Zerotwoonenine said:
true, if shes not shaved then its a definete no no.
Haha... I had one bushy one before.... terrible.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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