Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
Ha i usually do an investigative hand sweep....if i feel the hair...i don't go there
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Licking *****?
- Thread starter the pokemaster
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
1. Saliva makes good lube.
2. Don't ever go down on a girl who has not gone down on you first.
3. Some women are more G-spot oriented; their happy buttons are on the inside and not on the cl!t like most women. You have to move your fingers around inside to make them cvm. When she is on her back, go in and up, and press up against her pelvic bone; this is the 'G-spot' area.
2. Don't ever go down on a girl who has not gone down on you first.
3. Some women are more G-spot oriented; their happy buttons are on the inside and not on the cl!t like most women. You have to move your fingers around inside to make them cvm. When she is on her back, go in and up, and press up against her pelvic bone; this is the 'G-spot' area.
Livinlifehard
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i ****ing shave down there, so i expect them too also.
sparky0000
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so do 90% of gay men. gay men tend to shave lots of places.Livinlifehard said:
men are supposed to be hairy. it is called being masculine.
Le Croissant
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lol, I've just read how most men are insecure over their masculinity. I'll quote a Reader's Digest article.sparky0000 said:
What lurks behind a man's silent stoic mas? Vulnerability. Most men, experts agree, are far more insecure than they like to admit, or their wives ever guess. "Inside every man is a secret fear that he lacks competence and courage, that he's not as manly as he should be," says Goulston...
I think living up to these cultural expectations is a bunch s**t. We guys should be ourselves!
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
sparky0000
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i agree with that article in regards to western men. most are big pusses. just read the posts on this board. the toughest dudes i have ever met are ukraines, russians, and serbians. i am not talking about the wimps who emmigrated to the west. i am talking about the ones who have stayed home and made something of themselves. we could all learn something from them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMvKfm8MIpA
this scary dude may have been a "tyrant"...but he was definitely all man. i speak in the past tense because he went down in a shootout.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMvKfm8MIpA
this scary dude may have been a "tyrant"...but he was definitely all man. i speak in the past tense because he went down in a shootout.
Livinlifehard
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ok well i dont shave my ****ing arms and legs ok, but i do clean up down there... it would be like a forest down there, i am hairy but i like to keep it in check.sparky0000 said:
You might call me gay... but it aint going to keep me from ****ing ho's so i dont care.