"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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The Kidd

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pros: it's the easiest way to get the girl off

cons: it's like licking a sweaty arm pit
 

Zerotwoonenine

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true, if shes not shaved then its a definete no no.
 

TyTe`EyEs

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Not the best taste in the world...
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Skilla_Staz

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The chicks I've gone down on were pretty clean.


Pros: If you're good, the chick loves it. Shes more likely to be at your mercy. It shows her you're willing to do what she needs. Don't call this AFC, because it's not. Getting a girl off will help you out in the long run. BELIEVE ME. If shes happy, then you'll be more than happy.

Cons: If you're bad at it, it's the same as having little game. She won't be diggin' it. Also, some girls don't clean, shave, take care of themselves, and you'll be trying to hold down your breakfast.
 

Macca

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licking a clean shaven pvssy is great!!! I love it! I used to get this girl I was fvcking a couple of years back to sit on my face and rub her shaven tw@t over it, GREAT!!...69s were good as she shaved her arse crack too! Her hygine was very good!!!

Pros: yeah if you're good then she'll be begging for more!

Cons: if she has a hairy tw@t then you won't enjoy as much - if she's not very clean then you'll be put off for life!

Just lick and suck the cl1t...that'll get them off!! Sticking your tongue in the hole won't do much for her!!!

To be honest I'll only lick a shaven pvssy...

Good luck!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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KillaCam

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It's a buzz. Great start to any bangin' session, and you can always ask for a little head in return :up: Give and take right?

Just don't force yourself down on a stank chick. Just like there are girls with great scents and tastes, there are ones that are..well..awful. If it ain't workin' for ya, get the fvck outta there.
 

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PleasureKing said:
heres your check list.

1. your gf?
2. will she suck your c()ck?
3. clean?
Good stuff, good stuff.:up:
 

OUTCRY

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ohh boy, if you get a girl whos sucker is smellin tastin gooood then its great, you get addicted to it. finger her at the same time and shes gonna be twitching and pullin your hair out LOL!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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itishe

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If she's clean and smells good I don't really give a **** if she has a jungle or not.

It's when it stinks that I want to gag like a mofo.
 

Skilla_Staz

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Raikojo17 said:
how do u put up with the taste without throwin up? lol

Like I've said...I've gone down on around 4 or 5 chicks, and only one of them had any "taste" or smell what so ever...and it was very subtle.
 

ThunderMaverick

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My ex girlfriend tasted like wine. It was heaven. Woe to any man who taste anything but sweet down there!
 

amoka

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Zerotwoonenine said:
true, if shes not shaved then its a definete no no.
Haha... I had one bushy one before.... terrible.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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