"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Licking *****?

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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The Kidd

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pros: it's the easiest way to get the girl off

cons: it's like licking a sweaty arm pit
 

Zerotwoonenine

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true, if shes not shaved then its a definete no no.
 

TyTe`EyEs

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Not the best taste in the world...
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Skilla_Staz

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The chicks I've gone down on were pretty clean.


Pros: If you're good, the chick loves it. Shes more likely to be at your mercy. It shows her you're willing to do what she needs. Don't call this AFC, because it's not. Getting a girl off will help you out in the long run. BELIEVE ME. If shes happy, then you'll be more than happy.

Cons: If you're bad at it, it's the same as having little game. She won't be diggin' it. Also, some girls don't clean, shave, take care of themselves, and you'll be trying to hold down your breakfast.
 

Macca

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licking a clean shaven pvssy is great!!! I love it! I used to get this girl I was fvcking a couple of years back to sit on my face and rub her shaven tw@t over it, GREAT!!...69s were good as she shaved her arse crack too! Her hygine was very good!!!

Pros: yeah if you're good then she'll be begging for more!

Cons: if she has a hairy tw@t then you won't enjoy as much - if she's not very clean then you'll be put off for life!

Just lick and suck the cl1t...that'll get them off!! Sticking your tongue in the hole won't do much for her!!!

To be honest I'll only lick a shaven pvssy...

Good luck!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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KillaCam

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It's a buzz. Great start to any bangin' session, and you can always ask for a little head in return :up: Give and take right?

Just don't force yourself down on a stank chick. Just like there are girls with great scents and tastes, there are ones that are..well..awful. If it ain't workin' for ya, get the fvck outta there.
 

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PleasureKing said:
heres your check list.

1. your gf?
2. will she suck your c()ck?
3. clean?
Good stuff, good stuff.:up:
 

OUTCRY

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ohh boy, if you get a girl whos sucker is smellin tastin gooood then its great, you get addicted to it. finger her at the same time and shes gonna be twitching and pullin your hair out LOL!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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itishe

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If she's clean and smells good I don't really give a **** if she has a jungle or not.

It's when it stinks that I want to gag like a mofo.
 

Skilla_Staz

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Raikojo17 said:
how do u put up with the taste without throwin up? lol

Like I've said...I've gone down on around 4 or 5 chicks, and only one of them had any "taste" or smell what so ever...and it was very subtle.
 

ThunderMaverick

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My ex girlfriend tasted like wine. It was heaven. Woe to any man who taste anything but sweet down there!
 

amoka

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Zerotwoonenine said:
true, if shes not shaved then its a definete no no.
Haha... I had one bushy one before.... terrible.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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