"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Licking *****?

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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The Kidd

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pros: it's the easiest way to get the girl off

cons: it's like licking a sweaty arm pit
 

Zerotwoonenine

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true, if shes not shaved then its a definete no no.
 

TyTe`EyEs

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Not the best taste in the world...
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Skilla_Staz

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The chicks I've gone down on were pretty clean.


Pros: If you're good, the chick loves it. Shes more likely to be at your mercy. It shows her you're willing to do what she needs. Don't call this AFC, because it's not. Getting a girl off will help you out in the long run. BELIEVE ME. If shes happy, then you'll be more than happy.

Cons: If you're bad at it, it's the same as having little game. She won't be diggin' it. Also, some girls don't clean, shave, take care of themselves, and you'll be trying to hold down your breakfast.
 

Macca

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licking a clean shaven pvssy is great!!! I love it! I used to get this girl I was fvcking a couple of years back to sit on my face and rub her shaven tw@t over it, GREAT!!...69s were good as she shaved her arse crack too! Her hygine was very good!!!

Pros: yeah if you're good then she'll be begging for more!

Cons: if she has a hairy tw@t then you won't enjoy as much - if she's not very clean then you'll be put off for life!

Just lick and suck the cl1t...that'll get them off!! Sticking your tongue in the hole won't do much for her!!!

To be honest I'll only lick a shaven pvssy...

Good luck!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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KillaCam

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It's a buzz. Great start to any bangin' session, and you can always ask for a little head in return :up: Give and take right?

Just don't force yourself down on a stank chick. Just like there are girls with great scents and tastes, there are ones that are..well..awful. If it ain't workin' for ya, get the fvck outta there.
 

Bizzaro

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PleasureKing said:
heres your check list.

1. your gf?
2. will she suck your c()ck?
3. clean?
Good stuff, good stuff.:up:
 

OUTCRY

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ohh boy, if you get a girl whos sucker is smellin tastin gooood then its great, you get addicted to it. finger her at the same time and shes gonna be twitching and pullin your hair out LOL!
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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itishe

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If she's clean and smells good I don't really give a **** if she has a jungle or not.

It's when it stinks that I want to gag like a mofo.
 

Skilla_Staz

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Raikojo17 said:
how do u put up with the taste without throwin up? lol

Like I've said...I've gone down on around 4 or 5 chicks, and only one of them had any "taste" or smell what so ever...and it was very subtle.
 

ThunderMaverick

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My ex girlfriend tasted like wine. It was heaven. Woe to any man who taste anything but sweet down there!
 

amoka

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Zerotwoonenine said:
true, if shes not shaved then its a definete no no.
Haha... I had one bushy one before.... terrible.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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