Aztec
Master Don Juan
Kinda strange coming from a guy named thejuice.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Let's get superficial (shallow), what can't you stand about a woman?
- Thread starter Francisco d'Anconia
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Kinda strange coming from a guy named thejuice.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Now that's funny...Originally posted by Aztec
Kinda strange coming from a guy named thejuice.
ShizamDaMan
Master Don Juan
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-fatness
-talking in a monotonous, boring voice
-only wanting to talk about their problems
-feminazis... erm feminists
-self-centeredness
-thoughts that because they're hot they can do whatever they feel like
-spoiled rotten by money (mostly only children)
-talking in a monotonous, boring voice
-only wanting to talk about their problems
-feminazis... erm feminists
-self-centeredness
-thoughts that because they're hot they can do whatever they feel like
-spoiled rotten by money (mostly only children)
Centaurion
Master Don Juan
The NUMBER ONE thing I can't stand when it comes to women, are a CHEAP ASS WOMAN!!!
Just to take an example from today. I was on a lunch date with this chick, she didnt have any cash so she wanted to go to an ATM machine. There was one right where we were, I pointed to it, and she was like "NOOO, they charge me 0.10$ if I take out cash on these ATMs, I have to go to my bank's ATM". I was like 'ooookey...', so we ended up walking around the mall for 25min just to find an ATM where she could take out money without the 0.10$ fee. And then she was telling me how she saved $1 a month by changing her account to another bank.
What a ****ing petty cheap ass *****.
Now, I dont know about you, but I value my time more than money. And especially when it's such a petty amount as 10 cents.
Just to take an example from today. I was on a lunch date with this chick, she didnt have any cash so she wanted to go to an ATM machine. There was one right where we were, I pointed to it, and she was like "NOOO, they charge me 0.10$ if I take out cash on these ATMs, I have to go to my bank's ATM". I was like 'ooookey...', so we ended up walking around the mall for 25min just to find an ATM where she could take out money without the 0.10$ fee. And then she was telling me how she saved $1 a month by changing her account to another bank.
What a ****ing petty cheap ass *****.
Now, I dont know about you, but I value my time more than money. And especially when it's such a petty amount as 10 cents.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Abbott
Master Don Juan
Look at it this way: At least she didn't expect you to pay for everything, because she wanted to get the cash (and thus not a completely cheap person). Plus, truely cheap people don't eat out because eating that way is significantly more expensive.
I see what you mean though, because while I won't go to ATMs that aren't of my bank, the fees here also cost roughly thirty times as much as they do there (adding the fee charged at the ATM and the fee your bank will charge you).
Ben
Nex
Senior Don Juan
Pediod.
PMS.
Little girls thinking they're all adult and dating only guys that are WAY older, thus not giving the guys their age a chance.
PMS.
Little girls thinking they're all adult and dating only guys that are WAY older, thus not giving the guys their age a chance.
WhitePimp
Master Don Juan
-Girls who whine on about their problems even after you're clearly not interested
-Girls whose ass just never looks "right" in pants(anyone know what I'm talking about?)
-Ones who always try to turn everything into an argument
-smelly *****es
-attention *****s/extreme drinkers/partiers
There's probably loads more but those are the ones that really bother me. No disgustingly fat chicks either. I knew a heavy girl who was energetic as hell and exersized religiously and she was actually quite sexy.
-Girls whose ass just never looks "right" in pants(anyone know what I'm talking about?)
-Ones who always try to turn everything into an argument
-smelly *****es
-attention *****s/extreme drinkers/partiers
There's probably loads more but those are the ones that really bother me. No disgustingly fat chicks either. I knew a heavy girl who was energetic as hell and exersized religiously and she was actually quite sexy.
Women whose name begins or ends with an "A".
Women who live in a city, town or street whose name begins or ends with a "P".
Women with a male cousin called Robert.
Women who eat breakfast between 9.12am and 10.38am.
Women who have touched a deer at any point in her lifetime.
Women who have stationery in their bedroom.
Women who blink more than 15 times per minute...ever!
Women who has one or more deceased grandparents.
Women whose grandparents weigh more than 500lbs collectively.
Women who have the colour turquoise anywhere in their home.
Women who use the words "beaker", "several" or "crayon" while I am present.
Regardless of looks and personality, I make no exceptions!!
I'm still single for now, but I'm sure the right woman will turn up soon!
Women who live in a city, town or street whose name begins or ends with a "P".
Women with a male cousin called Robert.
Women who eat breakfast between 9.12am and 10.38am.
Women who have touched a deer at any point in her lifetime.
Women who have stationery in their bedroom.
Women who blink more than 15 times per minute...ever!
Women who has one or more deceased grandparents.
Women whose grandparents weigh more than 500lbs collectively.
Women who have the colour turquoise anywhere in their home.
Women who use the words "beaker", "several" or "crayon" while I am present.
Regardless of looks and personality, I make no exceptions!!
I'm still single for now, but I'm sure the right woman will turn up soon!
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Donald Kaufman
Don Juan
ROFLMAO!
I actually don't like women who blink at all. Most guys have condoms, I just carry eye drops but I know she's out there.
I think if you have more then 100 items on a list that you make off the top of your head you might have issues.
I also think if you carry a list on your person with more then 100 items you might have issues.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
i hate how they are nice to your face and then talk about you behind your back.
i also hate the ones that try to steal your man ....
i also hate the ones that try to steal your man ....
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Bump...
il_duce
Master Don Juan
Just thought I'd add...they are spelled "cankles", not "kankles". Calves/ankles...CAnkles.
The two main things I can't stand about a woman's appearance are cankles, and ugly teeth. Even below average teeth I can't really stand that much.
The two main things I can't stand about a woman's appearance are cankles, and ugly teeth. Even below average teeth I can't really stand that much.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
You've never been to Minnesota, have you? They grow 'em big here, it's from the back of the knee to the ankle. Knees/ankles... Kankles.Originally posted by il_duce
Just thought I'd add...they are spelled "cankles", not "kankles". Calves/ankles...CAnkles.
Visit Minnesota, land of the Nordic Snow Cows....
"Yah' you bet'cha!!"
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
undesputable
Master Don Juan
Thats one of the things i dislike about a woman. When theyre totally politically incorrect, when they get annoyed by everything, when they think theyre the center of the universe, and when they cant stand a ****ing germ.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
You're still young Julian, get out while you still can!!! Chicago is only 400 miles away!!!
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
BUMP
Just because I thought this was a fun thread.
Just because I thought this was a fun thread.
Here are some of the things i don't really like:
Obese
Hairy
Slutty
Cheats
No sence of humour
Cold
too egotistical
liar
no boobs
user
Unsocial
Immature
Being too serious all the time
Possesive
Untrustworthy
Stubborn
Secretive
Unhygienic
Slutty
Cheats
liar
too short
Demanding
thinks she is the hottest person
swears all the time
ignores you
Obese
Hairy
Slutty
Cheats
No sence of humour
Cold
too egotistical
liar
no boobs
user
Unsocial
Immature
Being too serious all the time
Possesive
Untrustworthy
Stubborn
Secretive
Unhygienic
Slutty
Cheats
liar
too short
Demanding
thinks she is the hottest person
swears all the time
ignores you
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.