Aztec
Master Don Juan
Originally posted by thejuice
- Normal female discharge! Uuuugh!
Kinda strange coming from a guy named thejuice.
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Originally posted by thejuice
- Normal female discharge! Uuuugh!
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Now that's funny...Originally posted by Aztec
Kinda strange coming from a guy named thejuice.![]()
Originally posted by seabreeze
Okay, since I'm a woman, I think it will create a little balance here if I describe what I LIKE about women:
4. natural beauty
7. loyalty
13. submissive
R u serious? LOL> Natural beauty? 99.9 % wear makeup, because they are not naturally beautiful enough. Submissive? Maybe some, only the insecure ones. Loyal? LOL, maybe some, but its once again prooven, woman cheat more than men.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Look at it this way: At least she didn't expect you to pay for everything, because she wanted to get the cash (and thus not a completely cheap person). Plus, truely cheap people don't eat out because eating that way is significantly more expensive.Originally posted by Centaurion
The NUMBER ONE thing I can't stand when it comes to women, are a CHEAP ASS WOMAN!!!
Just to take an example from today. I was on a lunch date with this chick, she didnt have any cash so she wanted to go to an ATM machine. There was one right where we were, I pointed to it, and she was like "NOOO, they charge me 0.10$ if I take out cash on these ATMs, I have to go to my bank's ATM". I was like 'ooookey...', so we ended up walking around the mall for 25min just to find an ATM where she could take out money without the 0.10$ fee. And then she was telling me how she saved $1 a month by changing her account to another bank.
What a ****ing petty cheap ass *****.
Now, I dont know about you, but I value my time more than money. And especially when it's such a petty amount as 10 cents.
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
ROFLMAO!Women whose name begins or ends with an "A".
Women who live in a city, town or street whose name begins or ends with a "P".
Women with a male cousin called Robert.
Women who eat breakfast between 9.12am and 10.38am.
Women who have touched a deer at any point in her lifetime.
Women who have stationery in their bedroom.
Women who blink more than 15 times per minute...ever!
Women who has one or more deceased grandparents.
Women whose grandparents weigh more than 500lbs collectively.
Women who have the colour turquoise anywhere in their home.
Women who use the words "beaker", "several" or "crayon" while I am present.
Regardless of looks and personality, I make no exceptions!!
I'm still single for now, but I'm sure the right woman will turn up soon!
You've never been to Minnesota, have you? They grow 'em big here, it's from the back of the knee to the ankle. Knees/ankles... Kankles.Originally posted by il_duce
Just thought I'd add...they are spelled "cankles", not "kankles". Calves/ankles...CAnkles.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Thats one of the things i dislike about a woman. When theyre totally politically incorrect, when they get annoyed by everything, when they think theyre the center of the universe, and when they cant stand a ****ing germ.Originally posted by Wyldfire
Jewish, muslim, catholic...all religions that circumcise. But many parents have it done for hygiene reasons.
I know this is SUPER shallow, totally politically incorrect and some could argue downright mean...but I would NEVER touch a guy with foreskin, period. I find it to be repulsive, disgusting and just plain nasty.
I always ask a guy if he's circumcized before I even think about sex with him. If he has foreskin, I'm outta there.
You're still young Julian, get out while you still can!!! Chicago is only 400 miles away!!!Originally posted by Julian
LOl francisco everytime i read a post by you i have to laugh because i know EXACTLY what you are talking about.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.