Aztec
Master Don Juan
Originally posted by thejuice
- Normal female discharge! Uuuugh!
Kinda strange coming from a guy named thejuice.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Originally posted by thejuice
- Normal female discharge! Uuuugh!
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Now that's funny...Originally posted by Aztec
Kinda strange coming from a guy named thejuice.![]()
Originally posted by seabreeze
Okay, since I'm a woman, I think it will create a little balance here if I describe what I LIKE about women:
4. natural beauty
7. loyalty
13. submissive
R u serious? LOL> Natural beauty? 99.9 % wear makeup, because they are not naturally beautiful enough. Submissive? Maybe some, only the insecure ones. Loyal? LOL, maybe some, but its once again prooven, woman cheat more than men.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Look at it this way: At least she didn't expect you to pay for everything, because she wanted to get the cash (and thus not a completely cheap person). Plus, truely cheap people don't eat out because eating that way is significantly more expensive.Originally posted by Centaurion
The NUMBER ONE thing I can't stand when it comes to women, are a CHEAP ASS WOMAN!!!
Just to take an example from today. I was on a lunch date with this chick, she didnt have any cash so she wanted to go to an ATM machine. There was one right where we were, I pointed to it, and she was like "NOOO, they charge me 0.10$ if I take out cash on these ATMs, I have to go to my bank's ATM". I was like 'ooookey...', so we ended up walking around the mall for 25min just to find an ATM where she could take out money without the 0.10$ fee. And then she was telling me how she saved $1 a month by changing her account to another bank.
What a ****ing petty cheap ass *****.
Now, I dont know about you, but I value my time more than money. And especially when it's such a petty amount as 10 cents.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
ROFLMAO!Women whose name begins or ends with an "A".
Women who live in a city, town or street whose name begins or ends with a "P".
Women with a male cousin called Robert.
Women who eat breakfast between 9.12am and 10.38am.
Women who have touched a deer at any point in her lifetime.
Women who have stationery in their bedroom.
Women who blink more than 15 times per minute...ever!
Women who has one or more deceased grandparents.
Women whose grandparents weigh more than 500lbs collectively.
Women who have the colour turquoise anywhere in their home.
Women who use the words "beaker", "several" or "crayon" while I am present.
Regardless of looks and personality, I make no exceptions!!
I'm still single for now, but I'm sure the right woman will turn up soon!
You've never been to Minnesota, have you? They grow 'em big here, it's from the back of the knee to the ankle. Knees/ankles... Kankles.Originally posted by il_duce
Just thought I'd add...they are spelled "cankles", not "kankles". Calves/ankles...CAnkles.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Thats one of the things i dislike about a woman. When theyre totally politically incorrect, when they get annoyed by everything, when they think theyre the center of the universe, and when they cant stand a ****ing germ.Originally posted by Wyldfire
Jewish, muslim, catholic...all religions that circumcise. But many parents have it done for hygiene reasons.
I know this is SUPER shallow, totally politically incorrect and some could argue downright mean...but I would NEVER touch a guy with foreskin, period. I find it to be repulsive, disgusting and just plain nasty.
I always ask a guy if he's circumcized before I even think about sex with him. If he has foreskin, I'm outta there.
You're still young Julian, get out while you still can!!! Chicago is only 400 miles away!!!Originally posted by Julian
LOl francisco everytime i read a post by you i have to laugh because i know EXACTLY what you are talking about.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.