Aztec
Master Don Juan
Originally posted by thejuice
- Normal female discharge! Uuuugh!
Kinda strange coming from a guy named thejuice.
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Originally posted by thejuice
- Normal female discharge! Uuuugh!
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Now that's funny...Originally posted by Aztec
Kinda strange coming from a guy named thejuice.![]()
Originally posted by seabreeze
Okay, since I'm a woman, I think it will create a little balance here if I describe what I LIKE about women:
4. natural beauty
7. loyalty
13. submissive
R u serious? LOL> Natural beauty? 99.9 % wear makeup, because they are not naturally beautiful enough. Submissive? Maybe some, only the insecure ones. Loyal? LOL, maybe some, but its once again prooven, woman cheat more than men.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Look at it this way: At least she didn't expect you to pay for everything, because she wanted to get the cash (and thus not a completely cheap person). Plus, truely cheap people don't eat out because eating that way is significantly more expensive.Originally posted by Centaurion
The NUMBER ONE thing I can't stand when it comes to women, are a CHEAP ASS WOMAN!!!
Just to take an example from today. I was on a lunch date with this chick, she didnt have any cash so she wanted to go to an ATM machine. There was one right where we were, I pointed to it, and she was like "NOOO, they charge me 0.10$ if I take out cash on these ATMs, I have to go to my bank's ATM". I was like 'ooookey...', so we ended up walking around the mall for 25min just to find an ATM where she could take out money without the 0.10$ fee. And then she was telling me how she saved $1 a month by changing her account to another bank.
What a ****ing petty cheap ass *****.
Now, I dont know about you, but I value my time more than money. And especially when it's such a petty amount as 10 cents.
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
ROFLMAO!Women whose name begins or ends with an "A".
Women who live in a city, town or street whose name begins or ends with a "P".
Women with a male cousin called Robert.
Women who eat breakfast between 9.12am and 10.38am.
Women who have touched a deer at any point in her lifetime.
Women who have stationery in their bedroom.
Women who blink more than 15 times per minute...ever!
Women who has one or more deceased grandparents.
Women whose grandparents weigh more than 500lbs collectively.
Women who have the colour turquoise anywhere in their home.
Women who use the words "beaker", "several" or "crayon" while I am present.
Regardless of looks and personality, I make no exceptions!!
I'm still single for now, but I'm sure the right woman will turn up soon!
You've never been to Minnesota, have you? They grow 'em big here, it's from the back of the knee to the ankle. Knees/ankles... Kankles.Originally posted by il_duce
Just thought I'd add...they are spelled "cankles", not "kankles". Calves/ankles...CAnkles.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Thats one of the things i dislike about a woman. When theyre totally politically incorrect, when they get annoyed by everything, when they think theyre the center of the universe, and when they cant stand a ****ing germ.Originally posted by Wyldfire
Jewish, muslim, catholic...all religions that circumcise. But many parents have it done for hygiene reasons.
I know this is SUPER shallow, totally politically incorrect and some could argue downright mean...but I would NEVER touch a guy with foreskin, period. I find it to be repulsive, disgusting and just plain nasty.
I always ask a guy if he's circumcized before I even think about sex with him. If he has foreskin, I'm outta there.
You're still young Julian, get out while you still can!!! Chicago is only 400 miles away!!!Originally posted by Julian
LOl francisco everytime i read a post by you i have to laugh because i know EXACTLY what you are talking about.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.