"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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hahahahaha :D I have the same problem :D

I reckon, for me at least, I stay up just because, at some level, I hated it when my parents used to tell me to go to bed XD I still have sometihng to prove, I suppose XD

Learn to love it I say! XD
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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wolf116 said:
haha I know, I'm a fan :D

But seriously, you need to take a lesson from my 'natural order of things'
1. Get outside and into the wild
2. Eat natural food
3. lift heavy objects and walk around
4. Sleep at natural times

the end
I do all of them bar 4 :(. Its starting to get really serious too, i'm finding it difficult to eat a meal 4 hours before my 7:30 Muay Thai class due to sleeping in until 4. Does anyone have some research info done on adjusting sleep cycles? I'd be very greatfull.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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iqqi said:
Thank gosh for the internet. I am glad I can make a living through that, and my own means. But sometimes you have to wake up to make the post office, or secretary of state...


I look very young for my age, because I have slept half of life. :D
so now we know that iqqi makes her bread as a webcam chick. imLive.com? i have a friend of a friend that promotes that, $100 per sign up or rev share. PM me and i can probably swing a deal between you and him and split the revenue.
 

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Wow.. you make a living off the net? So you make up your own schedule, sleep 12 hours a day and don't have to answer to anyone? iqqi... STOP.

BEING.

SO.

COOL.

I'm getting oneitis. Better go have sex with twenty strangers, because as we all know AFFECTION IS NOT THE ANSWER!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D
 

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Haha, he has oneitis for the iq. Not the first one. ;) And I do prefer boys who are NICE, not nasty, even though both tend to mean the same. One of those techniques was supposed to be outgrown in kindergarden. :D

Gubby, it IS really cool... except when I'm up, I'm up... but when I'm down, I am DOWN. Being broke is not cool. I am thinking about diversifying (online of course). I may have to hit TooCold up. ;)

Just kidding. I was telling someone the other day I might go with the foot fetish scene online. I have pretty feet. :D
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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iqqi said:
Haha, he has oneitis for the iq. Not the first one. ;) And I do prefer boys who are NICE
NO REALLY? I HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE KIND TO ME!!!!!!!!

Just kidding. I was telling someone the other day I might go with the foot fetish scene online. I have pretty feet. :D
I prefer your nose, have you considered getting into nose-fetish? I'd pay for that! ;D
 

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I bet I can guess who Gubby is.
 

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Haha, he has oneitis for the iq. Not the first one. ;) And I do prefer boys who are NICE, not nasty, even though both tend to mean the same. One of those techniques was supposed to be outgrown in kindergarden. :D

Gubby, it IS really cool... except when I'm up, I'm up... but when I'm down, I am DOWN. Being broke is not cool. I am thinking about diversifying (online of course). I may have to hit TooCold up. ;)

Just kidding. I was telling someone the other day I might go with the foot fetish scene online. I have pretty feet. :D
since there is a dispute as to your real gender, split the difference and get yourself on a Tranny site. i'm sure Gubby wouldn't mind.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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iqqi said:
and I am still WIDE AWAKE!!! And REVVING!

I am totally insomniatic, to the millionth degree. Is there any solution? This is beyond normal insomniatic behaviour.

For the past few months, I have been going to sleep when the sun comes up, and waking up after it has went down!

But in the past few days, to the extreme! Extremer than what I have just said.

The worst part is that I actually have SH!T TO DO before 5pm this week. And I am pretty sure I am going to be sleeping well past six!

OK. This was a rant. I will get myself under control, hopefully sooner rather than later. Why does everything close before 5pm!!!
Have you cracked the Forty yet?
 

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TooColdUlrick said:
since there is a dispute as to your real gender, split the difference and get yourself on a Tranny site. i'm sure Gubby wouldn't mind.
Hey if her nose is that hot then I don't care if she's secretly a man... I'm an open-minded person Ulrick ;)
 

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Women often experience insomnia due to a lack of magnesium. Magnesium helps regulate the melatonin in your body. Hope this helps :)
 
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I am an insomniac because I work graveyard. I hate it, but it was the only way to stay at my job and not be miserable. Because I made the mistake of sarging at work. What a genius I am.

Now, I am waiting for the liquor store to open, it's 0930. I need a stiff drink.
 

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Sleep regulation is a signifincat part of my life. I scaled back to working one job again recently so I prefer 6 hours of sleep a night. However every time i've worked 2 jobs together, my target number of hours reduces to 4. Also since i work in casinos, I've learned to manage sleep regardless of time of day or setting a schedule for sleeping. I work day, swing and grave depending on the wants of my superiors.

I'm a very valuable employee at my works because of this.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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