penkitten
Master Don Juan
Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
It depends on the results of the scientific experiments.![]()
im so glad i rock at science!
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
It depends on the results of the scientific experiments.![]()
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
If I had known the Mature Man forum could be this fun, I'd have turned 25 a long time ago!Originally posted by penkitten
im so glad i rock at science!
Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
If I had known the Mature Man forum could be this fun, I'd have turned 25 a long time ago!
Why didn't you tell me sooner? Now it's going to take a lot of time and energy to get me caught up. You'd better be up for it.Originally posted by penkitten
well duh! thats why i turned 25 two years ago haha
me = always up for itOriginally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Why didn't you tell me sooner? Now it's going to take a lot of time and energy to get me caught up. You'd better be up for it.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
The answer is yes.Originally posted by penkitten
the question really is ..
can YOU handle me?
Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
The answer is yes.
Get up here and I'll prove it.
I don't know, but every minute you're there and not here is another minute your world isn't getting rocked.Originally posted by penkitten
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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
I don't know, but every minute you're there and not here is another minute your world isn't getting rocked.
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You talk big but I don't see you naked in my bed yet.Originally posted by penkitten
rocked?
you better be planning to knock it off its axle![]()
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
You talk big but I don't see you naked in my bed yet.
Theres also a really funny bash.org joke about that. Too lazy to look right now.Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
I'm putting on my robe and wizard hat right now.
Ten points for anyone who gets that joke.
Originally posted by baseballDJ
Hahahaha
(no offense P_S but it is funny)
This thread made my night.
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Originally posted by Gipper
You saucy kids are getting me all hot and bothered! Get a room!
wash yer sheets casanova... penkitten is coming over to play
It's like you said, Gip. Things happen to me.Originally posted by Gipper
Oh boy.![]()
Gipper
Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
It's like you said, Gip. Things happen to me.
Penkitten... Just call me catnip. I' ll drive you out of your mind.
Yup.Originally posted by penkitten
promise??
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.